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1. Why Not Uponeth Me? by OldGodsFavoritePrincess

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Multi
   • Complete Work

   11 Feb 2025

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   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger/Theodore Nott
   • Draco Malfoy/Theodore Nott
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy/Theodore Nott
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Theodore Nott
   • Valentine's Day
   • Smut
   • Cunnilingus
   • Triad - Freeform
   • Mutual Pining
   • Bodyguard
   • Auror Draco Malfoy
   • Auror Theodore Nott
   • Minister for Magic Hermione Granger
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Bathroom Sex
   • Threesome - F/M/M
   • Cum Eating

   Summary

   When are people going to figure out that Hermione Granger doesn’t actually like Shakespeare that much?

   inspired by Sabrina Carpenter’s “Bed Chem”

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