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*thanos created a groupchat with 5 people*
*thanos named the groupchat "school buddies"*
semi- that's corny
thanos- no it's not ur js a hater 😹
semi- shut the fuck up before i rip your dick off
namgyu- u stfu
namgyu- stupid whore
namgyu- jump off a bridge
myunggi- yeah semi go kys
thanos- stupid lesbian
semi- ??
semi- WHY AM I BEING TAG TEAMEF
myunggi- okay but the gc name is corny she's right for once
semi- i'm always right
myunggi- no ur not ur being corny asf
semi- ur js mad i stole ur girl 🙌
myunggi- she doesn't even want u
semi- we've been dating for a year wdym
myunggi- faggot
minsu- myunggi i don't think you can reclaim that slur
myunggi- im not reclaiming it im using it as a slur
semi- oh..!
thanos- FINE if yall wanna be haters then ill change the name :///
*thanos changed the groupchat name to "we 🩷 heroin"*
myunggi- i fw that
namgyu- type shi
semi- omg u guys r literally so corny
*semi changed 1 nickname*
cornball- dude ur js a hater
myunggi- LLL SHE DIDNT CHANGE MINE
cornball- WHYD YOU ONLY CHANGE MINE U SAID WE WERE BOTH CORNY
semi- ur cornier
junhee- hi everyone!!
semi- hi baby <3
junhee- hihiii
myunggi- hi junnieee 🫶
junhee- uhm
minsu- are you guys going to go to school tmr?
thanos- nuh uh
myunggi- no
junhee- yeah
myunggi- nvm yes i am
cornball- get off junhee's dick omg she doesn't want u bru
semi- LITERALLY
cornball- nahh im not going to school
thanos- then you shoudl come to my house again
cornball- but i js came over today?
thanos- yeah and i miss u already
cornball- alr then ill come over tmr
thanos- yay!!!!!!!!!
myunggi- oh...!
semi- faggots
*semi deleted a chat*
junhee- SEMI wjat was that,,,,
semi- must've been the wind
cornball- what'd u delete??
semi- nothing stfu
minsu- why are u guys being so mean to eachother all the time
minsu- let's all hold hands and sing in harmony 💝
myunggi- minsu pls stfu ily but please stop talking
minsu- :(
thanos- hey don't be mean to my boy minsu
semi- literally like he didnr do anything to u
namgyu- jump myunggi
junhee- yeah kys myunggi
myunggi- WHY THE FUCK R YALL GANGING UP ON ME WTF