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X10N just created this server
X10N added 24 new users
death metal: i’m gonna fucking murder you in your sleep
X10N: bring it on, bitch boy
X10N: this is what you get for not introducing that hot ex girlfriend of yours before you cheated on her on international tv and robbing me from getting the big sis i always wished for
goth daria: wow this is awkward
CIT princess: Who are you and how did you get this number?
CIT princess: Oh for fuck’s sake
CIT princess: Why am I here?
X10N: ain’t that the big question? why are we here? we never know if we’re the product of a cosmic coincidence or if there’s god up there, watching up with a plan and stuff. Keeps you up at night, doesn’t it?
PARTY: wow that’s deep
CIT princess: just as deep as the hole Duncan dug for himself when he cheated on me at live tv
Death metal: how long are you gonna keep dragging that up?!?!
CIT princess: Well, since I lost my social standing in society, got rejected from all colleges I applied to because of the “recent problematic controversies” and has to work as a waitress while taking online college courses…
CIT princess: Yes, of course I have to make a big deal of it.
kurt cobain: damn, you didn’t get in anywhere?? D:
kurt cobain: nice going, you guys. way to ruin her future.
death metal: look, i said that i was sorry!
death metal: also rikk, have you been sniffing fucking gunpowder again?
death metal: what was that part about cosmic shit or god
X10N: nothing
CIT princess: Do you want to talk about it?
X10N: no
goth daria: u sure
X10N: pre sure
PARTY: kay
PARTY: also i almost forgot, hi rikki! :D :D :D
X10N: hey geoffry!!!
X10N: did u check out my latest strim??
PARTY: HECK YEAH
PARTY: you slayed at cod, good job!
Animal lover: you play call of duty?
X10N: yup, one of the best players
X10N: the follower count is still lackluster but i’ve gathered 100 subs
PARTY: wow good job, dudette!
malibu: so…are you gonna tell us who you are, @X10N ?
X10N: the better twin
death metal: haha no way
death metal: i won the million in action, remember. thus i’m the better twin
CIT princess: I’m surprised that you even know that word.
CIT princess: Wait.
X10N: uwu
X10N: hewwo courtney *heart eyes*
X10N: the big sis i’ll never get because my brother is an dumb asshat
death metal: ffs
death metal: how long are you gonna keep this up?!
death metal: you’re already transferred money from my bank account to yours
death metal: and poured salt inside my soda cans without opening them somehow
death metal: and slashed the tires of my harley bike
death metal: what else do you want me to do? Beg??
X10N: then beg.
death metal: fuck that, i rather drink my SALTY soda cans
CIT princess: YOU HAD A SISTER AND NEVER TOLD ME???
malibu: there she is
CIT princess: AND YOU’RE A TWIN TO BOOT??
death metal: relax drama queen, it’s cool
CIT princess: I have never been so betrayed right now as I am now and you cheated on me on international live television.
CIT princess: I could’ve had the closest thing to a sister I’d ever have!
X10N: look at that, i’m her favorite now :))
X10N: get smoked, less worthy twin
X10N: actually, i got a better idea
X10N: courtney, do you like girls?
malibu: 👀
le-sistar: 👀
queen bee: 👀
barbie: 👀
ponytail: 👀
PARTY: 👀
Animal lover: 👀
goth daria: 👀
izzzzy: 👀
CIT princess: Like, in general or…?
death metal: are you fucking kidding me right now
death metal: you’re seriously gonna snatch my ex right under my nose
X10N: sounds like a you problem
X10N: anyways
X10N: how about it, court? i can show you a good time ;)
CIT princess: Look, it’s really nice of you. But I don’t even know you, let alone even met you.
X10N: no worries
X10N attached an image: a selfie from a web camera, picturing a fair-skinned teenage girl with teal blue eyes and blonde hair in a pixie cut., sitting in a gaming chair and smiling at the camera. She’s wearing a black crop top, a pair of denim dungarees, a yin-yang pendant around her neck and has three teardrop earrings in one ear
goth daria: DUNCAN THAT’S YOUR TWIN SISTER???
codemeister: CODE RED CODE RED
codemeister: HOT GIRL ALERT
death metal: want a stick up your ass, u freak?
death metal: don’t u dare
X10N: dunk, stop.
X10N: u can’t threat death on every guy who looks twice at me
death metal: yes i can
CIT princess: Look, I’m really flattered. But romance is the last thing on my mind and I’m not really into girls, even though you are cute.
CIT princess: Sorry.
X10N: well at least i tried
X10N: since my shitty brother tries to chase off any of my suitors with a chainsaw, cause he thinks that’s cool
X10N: i don’t really mind dating girls
X10N: bonus they’re hot and smart
death metal: same
goth daria: same
death metal: wait what
goth daria: …
goth daria: i’m bi
goth daria: that was one of the first things i LITERALLY told you on the first challenge-free day at total drama action
death metal: yeah i forgot
goth daria: cause you were busy smoking weed and then kiss your courtney picture under your pillow >:)
death metal: bitch i told you that in confidence
goth daria: pls everyone knew about that
goth daria: leshawna knew, heather knew, trent knew, even harold knew
goth daria: hell even OWEN knew and he only cares about food
CIT princess: I didn’t??
death metal: gwen you’re on my shit list now
goth daria: >:3
CIT princess: I can’t tell if you are dating or not.
goth daria: we’re not dating anymore
CIT princess:
goth daria: turns out what we felt was platonic and we were so dumb to not realize it until we had sex and it was bad
goth daria: what we did to you on live international tv was still not okay, it was total shit and you were right to be mad at us. tbh i’d be fucking pissed at myself too and probably murdered my pale ass.
goth daria: so…i’m sorry i lied and deceived you, i’m sorry i kissed your boyfriend and was the other woman and i’m sorry i acted like the victim. that was a bitch move. honestly i don’t even remember why i did that or what went on in my head.
CIT princess: .
CIT princess: i gotta go
CIT princess went offline
le-sistar: damn girl, you killed her :o
goth daria: i was sick of keeping all that bottled up and she deserves the truth. what i did was a dickmove
X10N: to me it sounds like the shitty host twisted all your minds, so you couldn’t see the line between right and wrong
X10N: guess that happens when a sadistic sociopath tv host messes with your brains, removes morality and conscience and replace it with fame that bites harder than drugs
X10N: anyho, i guess the chances i’d get together with courtney were slim to none and it’d be easier to build a snowman in hell
death metal: as if Princess would date you, you’re more reckless and chaotic than what i am and i’ve been in fucking juvie
X10N: imagine u still calling her princess with capital P
death metal: sleep with one eye open tonight, jackass
X10N: jokes on u, i’ve got ✨insomnia✨, dipshit