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1. half of the things i do (when i picture you) by theineffableprofessor

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   14 Feb 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Crowley/Furfur (Good Omens)
   • One Sided Crowley/Furfur (Good Omens)
   • Furfur (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • 6000 Years of Pining (Good Omens)
   • but it's furfur
   • One-Sided Attraction
   • Masturbation
   • Public Masturbation
   • Character Study
   • Choking
   • Pathetic Furfur (Good Omens)
   • Furfur Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Jealous Furfur (Good Omens)
   • Furfur Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Hell is Terrible (Good Omens)
   • Sad
   • furfur is gross and obsessive but that's his character thesis so
   • Obsessive Behavior
   • Don't Examine This Too Closely
   • masturbation scene but also biblical musings
   • Religious Imagery & Symbolism
   • catholic guilt girlies rise
   • Breeding Kink (mentioned)
   • but it's more that he just wants a piece of crowley
   • Please Don't Hate Me
   • Title from a Chappell Roan Song

   Summary

   Furfur finds himself lost in fantasies of a demon with flaming hair.

   Every time I write this odd little creature, I can't help but to make it an in-depth character study with religious undertones. The smut is good, but the devastating pining is better.

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   English

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