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1. Then Perhaps I'd DESERVE Ya And Be Even *WORTHY OF Ya* If I Only Had *a Heart*... by Barlsa_Ianna

   Fandoms: Pinocchio (1940), Pinocchio (Disney 2022), Le avventure di Pinocchio | The Adventures of Pinocchio - Carlo Collodi, Oz - L. Frank Baum, The Wizard Of Oz (1939), The Wizard of Oz - Arlen/Harburg/Lloyd Webber/Sams, The Wicked Years Series - Gregory Maguire, Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman, Wicked (Movie 2024), Lies of P (Video Game), A Twisted Tale Collection - Liz Braswell & Various Authors  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F, Gen, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   07 Apr 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Grillo Parlante | Jiminy Cricket & Pinocchio
   • Geppetto & Pinocchio (Pinocchio)
   • Dorothy Gale & Toto
   • Aunt Em & Uncle Henry & Dorothy Gale
   • Dorothy Gale & 'Hunk' & 'Hickory' & 'Zeke'
   • Pinocchio & Dorothy Gale
   • Elphaba Thropp & Others
   • Fata dai Capelli Turchini | Blue Fairy & Pinocchio
   • Past Geppetto/Ilaria
   • Cowardly Lion/Hungry Tiger (Oz)
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Boq/Fiyero Tigelaar
   • Hunk | Scarecrow/Pinocchio
   • Dorothy Gale/Wicked Witch of the West
   • Pinocchio (Pinocchio)
   • Grillo Parlante | Jiminy Cricket
   • Geppetto (Pinocchio)
   • Figaro (Pinocchio)
   • Cleo (Pinocchio)
   • Ilaria Belmagio | Scarlet Fairy
   • Fata dai Capelli Turchini | Blue Fairy
   • Dorothy Gale
   • Toto (Oz)
   • Hunk | Scarecrow (Wizard of Oz)
   • Hickory | Tin Woodman (Wizard of Oz)
   • Zeke | Cowardly Lion (Wizard of Oz)
   • Elphaba Thropp
   • G(a)linda Upland
   • Princess Ozma (Oz)
   • Oscar Diggs | The Wizard
   • Bernard (The Rescuers)
   • Characters From Both 'Wicked' and the 'Twisted Tales' Series
   • Alternate Universe - Major Canon Divergence
   • Plot Twists
   • Aged-Up Character(s)
   • Fae Magic
   • Witchcraft
   • Epic Friendship
   • Family Drama & Feels
   • Past HORRIBLE Child Abuse
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
   • Hickory | Tin Man (Wizard of Oz) & Pinocchio (Pinocchio) Switch Places to a Point
   • Or In Other Words- 'Nocchi's Put In Tin Man's Shoes & Goes On The Journey With Dorothy & Friends
   • (With Jiminy In Tow Of Course)
   • Dorothy & Pinocchio Are Sweetie-Sweeties- BUT
   • You Harm Any of Their Loved Ones In ANY Way??? CATCH. THEIR. HANDS!!!!
   • Best Boi Toto
   • Good Friend & Conscience Jiminy Cricket
   • Grieving Protective NON-EVIL Elphaba Thropp | Wicked Witch of the West
   • Morrible Is HORRIBLE As Usual
   • 'Pay No Attention To That Man Behind the Curtain!!' (OhYesWeWill Oscar Diggs...)
   • The Slippers Are Both Ruby & Silver
   • Crying
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Just About Everyone Is Gay- Because It's OZ & WICKED (And JustBecauseICan)
   • Canon - Musical
   • Eventual Happy Ending
   • Surprise Pairing/Throuple That Snuck Right Up On Me
   • Temporary Amnesia
   • HORRENDIBLE 'Parent' Ilaria & Gold-Star Father Geppetto As (Mostly) Usual
   • Inspired by Fanart & Fanfiction
   • Eventual Romance AKA Dorks In Love
   • First Kiss That TRULY MATTERS/Gentle Shy But Not Really Awkward Kissing
   • I Stand Corrected- Cross/Blend Between Slow Build & Instalove

   Summary

   While Pinocchio and Jiminy are *SWIMMING back* to Home and Geppetto from Pleasure Island, the Tornado in Kansas also happens to scoop THEM up- in the form of a *HURRICANE*!! A Cyclone both tropical and not plus *a SPELL* that cause 'Pinoke' and a certain now-cursed farmhand to *switch places*... meaning that in a little bit, Pinocchio's in OZ and *Hickory* plus his transgendered sweetheart 'Nimmie Amee' are in Pariva, Italy! -Meaning that now poor Pinocchio is *FAR FAR AWAY FROM* his father and Figaro and Cleo and HOME...
   Pure Accident??? NOTSOMUCH (*we ALL* know who to blame for this!!)...

   This CRUSHES 'Pinoke(s)', of course, causing him to break down crying- which means that it's *tears* and not A Groan (TM) that Dorothy Gale, Toto, and Hunk | Scarecrow eventually hear in the apple orchard near The Forest. Which means it's PINOCCHIO THE PUPPET AND JIMINY CRICKET plus a couple more friends Old and New who join the party alongside Zeke | The Lion rather than Hickory | Tin Man and end up clearing one Witch's name, exposing and bringing another to Justice along with a *TRUE Heartless*, freeing both a 'Wizard' and a long-lost Princess... and finding Love along the way.

   Series

   • Part 3 of Someday I'll Wish Upon a Star and Wake Up Over the Rainbow...
   • Part 4 of The Wicked Wooden Years (Or Days- Or Weeks- Or Months)
   • Part 13 of Pinocchio & Co.'s Adventures
   • Part 11 of Classic(Ish) 'Fiable'

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   48,564

   Chapters:

   12/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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