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1. Bull For Hire by scullyphile for Daneecastle

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   14 Feb 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • dairy farmer au
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Humor
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Smut
   • Kissing
   • Anal Sex
   • Soft Dom Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Top Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Valentine's Day
   • GOAD Valentines 2025
   • POV Crowley (Good Omens)
   • He/Him Pronouns For Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • He/Him Pronouns For Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)

   Summary

   Aziraphale owns a dairy farm and meets with Crowley to discuss hiring his bull. On Valentine’s Day. Very little business is actually done.

   Fate isn’t a concept that Crowley believes in, but it’s not every day an extremely sexy, extremely gay voice calls and asks him for fresh, on-demand sperm. Showing up to the farm feels like the opening of a porno flick, and Crowley fully intends to lean into that feeling if at all possible.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Dairy Farm AU

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   English

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