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i’m trying to blow off steam, not my self esteem (ask me: do you see yourself in me?) by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Feb 2025
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Summary
As he’s thinking, all of Logan’s messages finally switch to read, and the little typing icon appears on Wade’s side of the chat for a split second. It disappears, and Logan waits, and he waits some more. When Wade doesn’t reply after a full minute, Logan growls in frustration and wrenches his sock drawer open.
There’s a lump there, wrapped in one of Wade’s t-shirts. It’s alarmingly heavy when Logan snatches it up, whatever it is soft and awkward. Logan suspects, but it isn’t until he shakes it out onto the bed that he understands what his present is.
It’s a dildo, but it’s ridiculous shape is why it doesn’t register as such immediately. It’s… well, it’s dog-like? Logan doesn’t pretend to know anything about animal bits with any degree of expertise, but the dildo has a flared and pointy head, a short thick shaft, and a knot. Living with Wade meant learning all sorts of things against his will, one of which was what a knot was. The thing is also alarmingly bright fucking pink. And purple, like someone tried real hard to swirl the colors around aesthetically despite it being a dog dick.
Also, and probably most importantly, it’s kind of fucking huge.
Series
- Part 6 of hold me like a grudge