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Summary:

Bruce is an awful texter and Wally just wants to get to know him. Also, just because you can shorten every possible word doesn't mean you have to.

Notes:

not sure what this is about to be but here’s some batflash texting with hopefully hurt and comfort written on a whim! also, watch the time stamps!

Chapter 1: Slow texts.

Chapter Text

 

Saturday 

AM 

[8:14]: Hey Bats! 

[9:20]: Uh, just wanted to let you know I can’t make it up to the station for the meeting tonight. 

[11:07]: Superman gave me your number, by the way. 

 

[11:56]: K

 

PM 

[6:45]: Not much of a texter, are you? 

[6:45]: It’s like you didn’t even try. 

[6:46]: You’re probably a slow typer. 

[6:46]: Unlike me. Heh, get it? 

 

[7:35]: do u need something 

 

[7:40]: Not really, I guess. Just thought it’d be cool to text? I text the others a lot. Wondered why we never did?

 

[8:20]: busy 

 

[8:30]: Oh. Okay. Good night, then. 

 


  

Sunday

PM

[7:00]: You’re late. Where are you? 

[7:15]: We’re starting without you. 

[7:16]: Which probably means we’ll probably end a lot quicker.

[7:18]: You gotta admit, you do drag these meetings on. 

[7:30]: Hope everything’s okay. 

 

[7:56]: ran into trouble will b late 

 

[8:00]: Trouble? Like?

 

[8:10]: coming now everything is fine 

 

[8:13]: Okay.. See you soon! 

Monday 

AM

[10:25]: I can’t believe it’s raining. 

[10:30]: Do you like the rain? You probably do. Seems like something down your alley. The whole dark grey thing. 

[10:32]: You know when it feels like you’re getting sick but you can’t tell if it’s the weather or you’re actually getting sick?

[10:33]: That’s where I am right now. 

[10:35]: What’re you up to?

 

[11:40]: dont like rain 

 

[11:42]: That’s fantastic. Thanks. 

[11:43]: Anyone ever tell you you’re an awful texter?

 

PM

 

[1:16]: clark

 

[1:34]: Clark what? 

[1:40]: Oh, the texting thing. Yeah, Supes texts a lot better than you do.

[1:42]: Consistent, too. 

 

[3:09]: busy 

 

[3:15]: Yeah, yeah. I have a life too. Talk to you later, then. 

Wednesday

AM

 

[9:45]: where were u yday 

[10:11]: unless ur xtra l8 

 

[11:34]: Just because you’re texting doesn’t mean you have to make every word extra short. It takes about the same amount of effort in typing, you know. 

[11:35]: No, I wasn’t extra late. And I told Supes I wasn’t feeling well. Thought he would have told you guys. 

 

PM

 

[2:33]: R u sick 

[2:45]: do u even get sick 

[3:56]: flash??

 

[4:24]: I’m fine. Not sick, I guess. Just gotta recharge. 

[4:33]: Yeah, I’m pretty sure I get sick. I just get better faster than the rest of you guys. 

 

[6:20]: R u ok now 

[7:05]: ??

 

[7:30]: I’ll be there tomorrow. 

Friday

PM

[9:14]: hi

[9:20]: wjats iip

[9:23]: look bats im textnig lik yoj

[9:24]: u 

 

[9:40]: R u drunk?

 

[10:12]: cnan t get drunk rmremeber

 

[10:20]: U sound drunk

 

[10:24]: wsh i was i guess haaha mabey gotta justt drink relly fast

[10:25]: im good a ttdoin that

 

[11:00]: r u ok 

 

[11:07]: wishin iw as tha ttoo haha 

[11:08]: yea im fine ill talk to yoi llater goodni hght

 

[11:26]: gn 

 

Saturday

PM

 

 

[2:05]: everything ok??

[3:15]: Yeah, I’m fine. Guess I can get a little drunk if I try real hard, haha. Sorry about that. 

 

[3:23]: k 

 

[3:37]: Thanks for checking up on me. 

 

[4:12]: some1 has 2

 

[4:25]: I’m completely capable of taking care of myself. 

[4:26]: At least I can text properly. 

 

[4:45]: K

[8:25]: R u ok

 

[9:00]: It’s been a long week. 

 

[9:13]: U didnt look good 2day 

[9:16]: r u sleeping

[9:20]: have u been 

[9:22]: sleeping 

 

[10:30]: Aw, you care. It’s just been a long week, Bats. I’m sure you know them. 

[10:32]: Speaking about sleeping, I’m about to knock out. Good night. 

 

[11:47]: good night