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Shadow milk cookie searches himself up on the internet!

Summary:

Shadow milk uses google >:)

Notes:

This is my first fic! :3 (also this fic is a JOKE)

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“What a Deceitful night! Hm…”

shadow milk smirked before looking at his to-do list….he’s already done everything on there! What know? Suddenly an idea struck the jester he run over to his closet opening it, shadow milk looked down seeing an old computer that was quite dusty! He picked it up putting it on his desk and plugged it in… after a bit the old thing loaded up shadow milk logged in opening a browser and searched up his name! What could go wrong- turns out alot.

After a bit of doing this shadow milk felt sick, the knot in his stomach getting worse the more he scrolled…he grabbed the computer unplugging it as he threw it on the ground…SMASH!! He ran over to the bathroom gripping onto the sink, he looked back at himself in the mirror as he felt a tear dripping down his face! Shadow milk cookie started to shake…he should off listen to black sapphire! Suddenly he spotted a bottle of bleach….

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Candy apple cookie would find herself walking around the spire, she was bored and couldn’t fall asleep her footsteps echoing until she heard a scream!
It sounded like master shadow milk! She ran towards the room swinging it open finding a dishevelled shadow milk curled up on the floor….he was crying and screaming his eyes were red and irritated, a bottle of bleach was next to him it was completely empty…..

“Shadow milk? Are you-

Candy Apple Suddenly black sapphire burst in seeing Candy Apple on her knees beside shadow milk- shadow milk looked like he was on his deathbed!
Black sapphire dropped to his knees too, as shadow milk says his Final words…

“You have 13 seconds before the spire fucking explodes, you Hot Topic wannabe and you red gumball son of a bitch. You have done nothing but destroy my life, I hope you both die.”

“Hot topic?”

Candy Apple asks before black sapphire interrupted

“No my secret!”

After shadow milk dies Candy Apple question something

“Wait explodes?”

suddenly the spire explodes killing the emo twat and the red gumball