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“Ah,” Wei Ying exclaimed.
“Are you very uncomfortable?” Lan Zhan asked, frowning worriedly.
“No, I just… remembered a story,” Lan Zhan remained silent.
“Don’t you want to know?” Wei looked at Lan Zhan.
“…”
“No reaction, huh? I’ll tell you anyway,” Wei Ying sat down and leaned against the cave walls.
“There was a healer who abstained from all temptations of the flesh. Because of his pure aura, many young people fell in love, but he remained steadfast in his path. One day, he saved a girl from a group of thieves. Who would have thought that this girl would be the king’s daughter?” Wei Ying looked at Lan Zhan, waiting for some reaction, “The king was very grateful and offered his daughter in marriage to his savior, but the latter rejected the king’s favor. The enraged king damaged the healer’s spiritual roots and sealed him in a cave with a fox demon.”
Wei Wuxian suddenly fell silent.
“Is it over?”
“Perhaps the last part is not for Second Young Master Lan’s ears.”
“...” Lan Zhan looked at the fire.
“Well, I won’t leave you wondering, it might be the most interesting story you’ve ever heard in your life,” Wei Wuxian smiled.
“Ahem,” Wei Ying cleared his throat, “Trapped in the cave, even trying to keep his thoughts calm, who could resist the temptation of a fox demon? The healer who was always controlled and rational attacked the little fox demon, the moans in the cave could be heard for days.”
“Shameless.”
"Calm down, calm down, I'm not done yet, Lan Zhan, listen to me," Wei Wuxian crawled closer to Lan Zhan, "After a month, the healer managed to break the seal of the cave, their intimate actions were more than just carnal nonsense, they were practicing dual cultivation."
"Outrageous"