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    “We're going to play you a song now by a very talented artist who we respect a lot…” He continues talking in that smooth voice he's been pouring over the songs all night. It'll probably be Imagine Dragons or someone. I don't see them covering something slow. Doesn't seem like their style from what I've heard so far tonight.

    “Yes, that's right. Britney Spears!” The room collectively groans aside from one solitary whoop. “Seriously, she's great!” he insists, and I fundamentally agree. Deeply and truly, down to my very queer core. I love her.

    I assume they'll do Slave 4 U or Oops I Did It Again. Something poppy that they'll add a little edge to. I'm down. Just not Baby One More Time. Please. Ed Sheeran ruined me for covers of that song. He should be locked up for it. They play the first few notes and I start to vibrate. It's not… It can't be…

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