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1. In front of my salad by lizzylizzl

   Fandoms: Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Bridgerton (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   26 Feb 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Colin Bridgerton/Penelope Featherington
   • Colin Bridgerton
   • Penelope Featherington
   • Alfred Debling
   • Crack
   • Smut
   • Fluff
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Regency
   • Colin "My Wife" Bridgerton
   • Colin Bridgerton Loves Penelope Featherington
   • Jealous Colin Bridgerton
   • Oral Sex
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Colin doesn’t like salad
   • This is supposed to be funny
   • kind of PWP
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Polin
   • Debling is weird
   • Colin is a menace
   • Debling is the bird king
   • salad is not the main course
   • When life gives you writers block make pwp
   • Colin Bridgerton can never be tamed
   • this is what happens when you try to write camping fic smut
   • Salad for the soul
   • i regret nothing but also everything
   • Chaos Colin
   • The dresser survived but barely
   • Fresh air my ass
   • Colin would do it again
   • Rip to that poor footman
   • Debling has staffing issues now
   • Debling is a good guy
   • but still pArTiCuLaR
   • Debling served leaves Colin served chaos
   • Forget salad and eat your wife

   Summary

   Colin expects dinner. He gets salad. Naturally, the only logical response is to drag his wife into a storage room and feast on something far more palatable.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Colin hates salad

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   English

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