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Kyle sighs and gets in his car. He’s only had his license for a few weeks at this point, and Cartmans practically forced him to drive him around everywhere.
This time it was to school, because it was ‘to cold’.
Sure, Colorado winters were super cold, but he was sure Cartman could get used to it by now. And even though Kyle hated Cartman he drove him everywhere whenever he asked.
“Fat fucking piece of shit can’t take 2 steps for shit.” Kyle mutters to himself angrily, as he puts the keys in the ignition and the old car engine sputters to a start, as the car Kyle had gotten from his parents was old and cheap- a perfect first car for him by their logic.
To give Cartmans credit, It was a really cold day. Kyle had gotten a notification from a new app on his phone, warning drivers about black ice on the roads today, but he ignores it. Kyle trusts himself he can drive through that.
Kyle arrives at Cartmans house relatively quickly, as they weren’t that far away from each other, though it’s not like Cartman had bothered to even walk to Kyle’s house.
When Kyle pulls up to his driveway Cartman was waiting on the porch, with a blanket wrapped around him, with a scowl on his face.
Kyle rolls his eyes when he sees Cartmans fat face glaring at him from the porch. He rolls the window down.
“Are you gonna get in or what fatass?” He says annoyed at him.
Cartman finally unravels himself from the fluffy blanket around him, and stomps to Kyle’s car like an angry child.
“YOU made me LATE Jew!”
Cartman doesn’t even hesitate to throw the backseat door open and climb inside, as he starts to pout.
“You’re the one taking forever with your dumbass blanket!” Kyle yells back, from the front as he pulls out of the driveway and onto the road.
“Yeah well thanks to you, taken your sweet ass time, we’re BOTH gonna be late!” Cartman argues, rolling his eyes and crossing his arms.
“Ugh are you serious?! You’re the only one who was late! You’re glad, I even came considering the road conditions FATASS-!” Kyle nearly screams back.
“You mean the- ice?” Cartman mutters.
“Yeah but it’s not like it’s gonna be to much of an issue…I mean come on it’s just ice.” Kyle says with a smirk. He really trusted his driving skills.
“I swear to fuck if you get us in a crash I will strangle your dead body!” Cartman yells. The car starts to slide unnaturally, which scares him.
“Yeah yeah calm down I know what I’m doing-“ Kyle says has he focuses on the road, trying to get the car driving right again.
Suddenly a deer from the nearby woods steps onto the road, and with the sliding and Kyle SLAMS on the breaks.
“AHHHHHH OH MY SHIT-“ Kyle yells as the car nearly misses the deer.
“KAHL- STOP IT-“ Cartman yells as he can feel the car tipping.
the car slides off the road and crash upside down into a ditch at the side on the road.