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Sigma was so in love with Skibidi toilet, having the perfect love story with his omega sussy baka desu skibidi toilet-Chan.
Sigma looked at Skibidi-Chan with a stern look,
“Skibidi toilet-Chan, I have something important to tell you”
Skibidi-Chan looked tenderly at Sigma with their skibidi omega eyes
“S-s-s-s-s-s-s-sigma-senpai…?”
Sigma was fed up of being with Skibidi-Chan, after all, dating a literal toilet wasn’t really a convenient thing.
“Skibidi-Chan, I breakup with you”
After this terrible new, Skibidi toilet slowed and reverb started playing, Skibidi-Chan has entered their emo baka era, AND NOW THE TOILET WAS NO LONGER WHITE BUT BLACK. (because emo you know)
Nikolai has seen Skibidi-Chan, but Nikolai was hungry…and well…was pretty ready to eat everything in his way…so…he ate Skibidi-Chan
Nikolai was apparently enjoying this luxurious dish, and said
“Yummy Skibidi toilet”
Fyodor entered in but didn’t seemed shocked since he considered it was an average day at the DOA.
Sigma was looking for Skibidi-Chan to apologize, he went to see Nikolai to ask him
“Do you know where my omega Skibidi-Chan with W rizz is ?”
Nikolai has a wholesome turtle smile on his face, and nonchalantly say.
“Skibidi-Chan is in my tummy, I left some rests for you”
Sigma suddenly got so much fisheyed that one could think he was about to transform into a fish and return to its natural element, thus being H2O water🤓.
“No…Skibidi-Chan…my omega with W rizz…my discord kitten…how could you have been eaten by a rat simp…”
Sigma couldn’t bear the thought of losing his dear Skibidi-Chan and thus ended up lost in brain rot.
1 minute of silence for Skibidi-Chan with W rizz.
…🤓