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1. Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me! by Looks_at_you

   Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

   • Not Rated
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   • Other
   • Work in Progress

   01 Mar 2025

   Tags

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   • Helen | The Distortion (The Magnus Archives)/Original Character(s)
   • Helen | The Distortion (The Magnus Archives)
   • Original Non-Binary Character
   • Fluff
   • i think
   • Out of Character
   • probably if the author is being real
   • No beta we kayak like Tim
   • author is fully away that their grammar is trash please im sorry
   • there is a cat though! yay for cats
   • i wrote this in my notes app so be patient with the quality
   • title is a monsters inc reference
   • the author does think that theyre very funny actually
   • cat in the distortion
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • i dont actually know what im doing guys
   • really short so ill probably write more tmr at rehursal
   • Author Is Sleep Deprived
   • Fern pov but if i write more itll be swaping povs i think
   • Bad Spelling & Grammar
   • im sorry i suck at spelling and grammar lmao
   • idk how to fit this in but the cat is an orange boy :] peace and love on planet archives
   • Fern Doyal
   • fern uses they/them
   • idk im tired
   • helen is my wife and i lobe her actually
   • Author is not British and it shows
   • Ferns nickname for Helen is Halls :] yay

   Summary

   The Distortion is apparently afraid of cats. Cute.

   inspired by this lovely fic! the idea of a cat in the halls wouldnt leave my mind lol: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57011956/chapters/144985948

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