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𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘉𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘉𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘊𝘱𝘵𝘠𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴, 𝘚𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘉𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘴
TheBrigadier: Welcome, friends of the Doctor new and old. I, Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart - formerly UNIT’s Brigadier, have created this group chat to encourage bonding between those who have assisted/travelled with the Doctor, or continue to in the present moment. Please note that while we have managed to reach many of the humans and/or aliens who have assisted/travelled with the Doctor over the years, there are many we are unable to reach, or are still working to contact.
SargeBenton: ..
CptYates: err hi everyone
TheBrigadier: What? Did I say something wrong?
Josephine_Grant: Well I can’t think what! I thought it was a lovely welcome, Brigadier!
𝘑𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘎𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘫𝘰
TheBrigadier: Thank you, Miss Grant. Although I fail to understand the reasoning of your username - you are I believe the only Josephine I am acquainted with-?
Yourfavjo: Oh, Brigadier! You know full well I’m married!
SargeBenton: Jo, long time no see!
TheBrigadier: Well. Not exactly see.
Yourfavjo: Oh, do lighten up!
𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘫𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘉𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘔𝘳 𝘨𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘺𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴
CptYates: Fitting. How is everyone?
𝘊𝘱𝘵𝘠𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘉𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘴
Amazinggrace: Right who exactly are you people? Alistair what’s-his-face and whatnot?
Yourfavjo: Introductions! Of course, silly me!
Yourfavjo: I’m Josephine Grant, but you can call me Jo! I used to assist and travel with The Doctor in the 70s - or was it the 80s?
sargementos: It was the ‘80s
Amazinggrace: My name is Grace Holloway and I’m a doctor in San Francisco. I had a brief but definitely not conventional adventure with the Doctor around 20 years ago.
Yourfavjo: Nice to meet you! I’ve already introduced myself as you can see. Next!
sargementos: Me and Yates used to work at UNIT! The Doctor was our scientific advisor.
Gingerspice: The Doctor used to work at UNIT?
CptYates: yep
Gingerspice: I’m Donna! I originally met spaceman in 2010, when I got teleported into his TARDIS in my wedding dress! Then I lost my memory for 13 years but that’s a long irrelevant story. I recently reunited with him and we had a few more adventures.
Gingerspice: Lot of trouble he is.
Jovanka of the open sky: tell me about it
Marthaah: don’t even get me started
Skatermcshane: real.
Graham: HE?
Yazzmin: Graham we’ve already been through this!
Marthaah: ?
Yazzmin: The Doctor already told us she used to be a man! “I was a white-haired Scotsman half an hour ago” Remember??
Graham: I thought she was joking!
Marthaah: The Doctor’s a WOMAN?!
Yazzmin: Yep
Yazzmin: Blonde too!
Jovanka of the open sky: Well that’s nothing new
𝓝𝔂𝓼𝓼𝓪: I can’t quite imagine him not being blonde.. of course there was the funny fellow with the scarf and the jellybabies who we originally met, but that seems an awfully long time ago - doesn’t it?
𝓝𝔂𝓼𝓼𝓪: That’s quite the username you’ve got there, Tegan dear!
Mr grumpypants: Ahem. Introductions, please.
Jovanka of the open sky: Yes of course sorry; I’m Tegan and I’m an air stewardess. Nyssa and I travelled with the Doctor in the eighties! The celery one, to be exact..
𝓝𝔂𝓼𝓼𝓪: I’m Nyssa! From the planet Traken; which unfortunately no longer adorns any galaxy. I live with Tegan in a lovely house in Australia. Delighted to meet you all 😊
Marthaah: I travelled with The Doctor just before Donna did. Martha Jones. I’m super excited to get to know you all.
mcshane: Hey everyone! I’m Dororthy Gale - but no one calls me that. Ace is fine! I met the Doctor - or the Professor as I usually call him - in the late-ish eighties.
Mel Bush⭐️: gosh, just opened my phone! Thanks for adding me! Hello to those who I already know, and great to meet you to those I don’t YET! I’m Mel - Melanie - Bush >;D
Sarah Jane<3: Sarah Jane Smith! It’s very nice to meet so many people who also know the Doctor. Everyone seems super friendly.
Too hot to handle: Sup. Captain Jack Harkness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Marthaah: typical
Too hot to handle: Dr Martha Jones! How’s it going?
Amazinggrace: You’re a doctor too? Nice!
Marthaah: I’m doing well! Thanks, Jack.
Marthaah: And great to meet you Grace.
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Thanks for reading!
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