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Today isn't that great, Chuuya and Kunikida are fighting. I thought they were done with that. Guess not! I sucked on my pacifier as I watched them. I was just sitting in my playpen while they scream at each other.
"I told you I had a mission coming up!" Chuuya shouts, glaring at Kunikida. He slams a paper down on his desk and points at it. "I even wrote down a reminder like you asked!"
"I can't help that the agency got caught up in their own mission this week! You should watch him, at least my work is good for people!" Kunikida shouted back, pushing the paper aside. He's glaring at Chuuya but Chuu looks the scariest.
"My job may not be saving people but it's still my job! I told you about this a month ago!" Chuuya growled, the two kept fighting until Atsushi stepped in. He isn't little at the moment so maybe he had some good advice?
"Why not get him a babysitter?" He asked nervously, makes sense. Chuuya and Kunikida don't look too friendly right now.
"The whole agency has to work on this mission Atsushi. No one here can babysit." Kunikida pointed out, looking even more frustrated.
Chuuya sighed running his fingers through his hair. "I can ask Kouyou. She'd help out." Chuuya offered, but Kunikida didn't seem happy about that either.
"Absolutely not! We may be on good terms with the mafia but I don't trust them!" Kunikida exclaimed, glaring at Chuuya again.
"I'm mafia!" Chuuya shouts back, looking at him like he's crazy.
"I know, and I'm not changing my statement." Kunikida scoffed, crossing his arms.
"I'm taking him to Kouyou, at least he'll have someone to watch him this weekend." Chuuya huffed, then picked me up with ease. He grabs my Guppy and my bottle and puts my stuff in his bag.
Kunikida stands up and grabs Chuuya's arm to stop him. "I said no."
"Let go, I'll put him down and take you out with one hit. I'm taking him to Kouyou, I gave you plenty of time to figure out his schedule this week." Chuuya started as he glared at Kunikida. "Since you decided your mission was more important that's not my fault. So I'm going to make sure he's taken care of. So Back. Off." He growled, as he jerks his arm away then starts heading out.
Once we were out of the building I looked up at Chuuya. "Chuu is mad." I mumbled, my voice muffled by my pacifier.
"Not at you, so don't worry baby " He reassured me, keeping his voice calm and quiet.
"I didn't get to say bye to Kuni." I said sadly, looking down at the sidewalk.
"It's fine, that idiot doesn't even care anyways." Chuuya huffed as he walked faster.
Oh.
I stayed quiet the rest of the walk. Only sound you could hear out of me is when I'm sucking on my pacifier, or if I rattle Guppy. We reached Kouyou's place. Chuuya takes the elevator up. I point at the buttons, I wanna push them!
"Not now, Zai. I'm already going to be late." He sighed, he looked upset. Once the elevator dings he steps out when the door opens. He walks down the long hall and knocks on the door at the end.
Not surprisingly, Kouyou answers. What is surprising is she isn't in her kimono! She's in a satin nightgown with a robe over it. She sees us and narrowed her eyes. "This better be life or death, boys. If you're bothering me on my day off." She said, her voice stern and a hint of annoyance.
"I need someone to watch Dazai. That blonde I've been taking care of Dazai with- the one with the stick so far up his a-"
"Continue, without the language. You have a baby with you." Kouyou snapped.
"He forgot he had to take care of Dazai this weekend. I gave him a month to figure this out since I have a job to do. Normally he's good with this stuff, I don't know what happened." Chuuya sighed as Kouyou let him in.
"Mhmm... So- no call or text as a warning? You're just dropping him off?" Kouyou asked, as she fills up a glass with wine and takes a sip.
"I know, I'm sorry. I just- he needs someone this weekend. You're one of the few that know he's a little. He may not admit it but he trusts you with this." Chuuya smiles and moves closer to her and makes sure she can see my face. "How can you resist him?"
I stared at her, blinking once. She sighs then gave me a fond smile. "Fine, but you owe me." She said as she takes me from Chuuya. I hummed as I cuddled up to her. Her clothes are really soft!
"Thanks!" He sighed in relief then kisses the top of my head. "I'll be back in a couple days Minnow. Be good for Kouyou." Chuuya pursed his lips then watched me before he looks at Kouyou. He starts explaining everything. "His guppy is in this bag, bottle, formula, spare clothes, pacifiers, wipes if he gets messy, he can only use the ones for sensitive skin. He loves his shapes show at three. Um.. oh! Change his bandages one a day. I have them in that small pocket on the side. Also-"
"You're going to be late, I know how to take care of a baby. I taught you." She points out, as she takes the bag. She motions him toward the door. "Now go, he'll be fine. You have work to do."
"Right- right. Okay- I'll be back soon Minnow." Chuuya said before heading out. I waved bye then he shuts the door.
I looked back at Kouyou, "Hi." I said with a smile.
"Hello, so what do you want to do?" She asks as she heads into her livingroom. I looked around humming.
"Dunno! What you do?" I asked, tilting my head curiously. What does she do on her days off?
"I get ready then I shop a little, maybe talk to some women I've had tea with. It's relaxing." She explained as she carries me to her room. She seems to be getting ready now. She sets me on the bed and heads over to a big mirror on a desk with a chair. It had lots of lights! "Just give me time to get ready and we can go outside."
I watched as she puts her makeup on, oh! She's very pretty. I wanna be pretty! "Kooyoo!" I called out, rattling Guppy.
"Yes?" She asks, turning around. She's holding some lipstick in her hand.
"I pretty?" I asked, tilting my head and smiling as I hug Guppy close, I rest my cheek on him.
"Yes, you're very pretty." She said, smiling as well. She looked amused.
"No, I wanna be pretty too!" I exclaimed, pointing at her stuff. I pout, as I watched her think about it.
"Are you sure, sweetheart? Normally you don't wear this stuff." She points out as she gets up and walks over to me.
"I sure! I pretty like Kooyoo!' I grinned, hoping she'd let me. She chuckles then picks me up.
"Alright, just a little though." She carries me to the mirror and I sit on her lap. I giggled as I look at my reflection. "What color?" She asks as she holds up some lipstick.
"Umm... that!" It was a peach color, it would look natural on the lips. She makes me face her as she applies the lipstick. She tells me to press my lips together and then she puts a napkin in my mouth. I went to eat it but she quickly tells me not to. She said to press my lips together again then she pulled it out.
"It makes sure there isn't extra on your lips and gets everywhere. Want to see?" She asked, carefully turning me so I could look in the mirror.
"Woah! I pretty like you!" I exclaimed, she laughs and kisses my cheek.
"Of course you are." She cooed then she brushes out my hair then finishes up her own makeup and hair. Once we are both ready, she picks me up again. "Want to take a picture and show Chuuya how pretty you are?" She asked, pulling her phone out.
"Mhmm!!" I nod enthusiastically, I never got to play with this stuff before! Kunikida said it's for girls. So I never asked Yosano. "Smile!" She said as she takes a picture.
I smiled, as I cuddled against her. She sent the picture and instantly she gets a text back. Chuuya sent a crying emoji and said I looked cute. "He crying?" I asked confused, why was he sad?
"He just thinks you're too cute." She explained as she puts her phone away.
I smiled, "I am! Chuu always says I'm the cutest baby! Lots cuter than anyone!" I looked too proud of myself, I know it. But- why wouldn't I feel cocky when I'm the cutest baby ever? Chuuya said so, it has to be true! Chuuya never lies.
"Oh my goodness, look at you. Feeding your ego even when you're little. Alright. Let's head out, okay?" She said as she puts a sweater on me then grabs my bag full of supplies. She pulls something out of her closet I've never seen before.
"What that?" I asked, tilting my head as she sets it up. It's a chair with wheels and a handle! Looks cool!
"A stroller for Littles. I keep it just in case. There are a few Littles in the mafia." She explained as she picks me up and puts me in the stroller. "It'll help me carry you around. Not everyone is as strong as your Chuuya."
"Chuu, Super strong!" I exclaimed, holding my arms up above my head. I hope Chuuya comes back soon. I miss him already!