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Joe had alway known Donald was the one. Donald, however, had yet to figure it out. Biden had been dropping hints that he wanted a ring ever since they had gotten together, but Trump stubbornly refused to pick them up. They had been together for almost two years, through elections and Joe's health scare, always loving each other despite the political state, which had been getting decidedly worse. Donald was currently in North Korea meeting with Kim Jong Un about nuclear weapons, and Joe was beginning to suspect that they had a history, given that this was the third time in so many months that Trump and Kim were meeting. Needless to say, he was not happy about that and planned to confront Trump as soon as he arrived back.
Meanwhile, Trump was sitting across from Jong-un, making uncomfortable eye contact. They had shared a short albeit heavy relationship during Trump's first term. Kim had threatened to nuke America when Trump had broken up with him, but Donald had reminded him of America's own nuclear store. Kim had backed down after that, but had never truly gotten over Trump. Donald had been meaning to tell Joe about Kim, but the topic had never come up.
"So, Don, I have been hearing about your new lover, what's his name? Jim? Jared? Jebidiah?" Kim leaned over the table to peer at Trump, eyes narrowed.
"His name is Joe, and I love him very much. Unlike you."
"Wow... I beg to differ. What was you moaning my name while getting fucked by me if not love, hmm?"
Trump gagged. There was not a day that passed without regretting his last relationship. He stood up and left. Air force 1 was waiting for him outside. "Take me home," he instructed.
Joe was ecstatic when he got Trump's text : On my way home, babe.
As soon as Donald got through the door, Biden tackled him as best he could in his old age. "I missed you," he said.