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    The important thing to understand is that I hate myself. So when Harry Potter tried to get me fired it’s not like I thought I didn’t deserve it. I mean, obviously I didn’t deserve it. He fucked up his paperwork and it would take all of two minutes for me to summon the forms and show the DMLE what an utter cock he was. But, like, I did deserve for no one to give a single shit about whether or not Potter was right.

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