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1. Mary Shelley had the right idea by stupid_octupus

   Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Mar 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Dan Phantom/Jason Todd
   • Dan Phantom
   • Jason Todd
   • Joker (DCU)
   • Dan Phantom loves Jason Todd a lot
   • Birthday Presents
   • it's not Jason's birthday in reality but in this fic it is
   • Dan picks great gifts
   • he doesn't accept critisism
   • Dead Joker (DCU)
   • Not Beta Read
   • we die like Jason
   • if you don't have a heart store-bought is fine
   • I think I might have given Dan anxiety
   • he just also has a really good poker face
   • they kiss
   • this is exactely what it says on the tin
   • Read at Your Own Risk
   • No beta we die like both Jason and Dan

   Summary

   Romance peaked with Mary Shelley carrying around the calcified heart of her late husband wrapped in his poetry.

   The problem with this, is that Dan is very in love and really wants to prove that to Jason. Or rather, the problem is that Dan hasn't had a heart in a very long time.

   Oh well, if you don't have a heart of your own, store-bought is fine. People donate theirs to science all the time, this isn't all that different.

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