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[Podfic] all your dirtiest jokes - by CrimsonPetrichor

Summary:

"You know they didn't invent sex in the twenty-first century, right? I used to work in the dockyards, Sammy, and I’ve climbed plenty of fire escapes in my time. Trust me, it would take a lot more than a couple actors kissing to shock my forties sensibilities."

 

Bucky unwittingly issues a challenge. Sam takes it up with the same dedication that he brings to everything else. What could go wrong?

Notes:

NOTE: THERE ARE NO ACTUAL DIRTY JOKES HERE! And the ones that are mentioned DO NOT ACTUALLY EXIST!

- I have a long list of stories that I want to podfic - but this was so sweet and silly and joyous that it leap-frogged straight to the top.

- Yes, Lover is the title track - but I had already used that for one of CrimsonPetrichor's fics (midnight driving with the windows down so used a variation here.

- I am also 40k words into a (my first ever!!) Sam/Bucky fic and it is killing me not to start posting (it is not ready for that AT ALL), so I am posting this instead.

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