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"Ughh Mori-san do we have tooo~" The UK is so far away!" Dazai whined obnoxiously as he and Chuuya stood before Moris desk. "Ah Dazai-kun, I apologize but this mission is of high priority! I must use double black to handle this issue. I trust you can handle it?"
Dazai whined obnoxiously again as Chuuya spoke with a sigh. "Yes Boss, we can handle it." Dazai hung onto Chuuyas arm like an annoying child. "Wahhhh Chibi I don't want toooo~" Chuuya growled and shoved Dazai off of him. "Get the hell off of me you fishy bastard! And stop whining, you sound like a child."
Dazai huff and puff with a pout. "Chibi is so mean to me~" Chuuya growls yet again. "Stop calling me that! I keep telling you-" "Boys. Let's calm down now!" Mori chuckled softly as he intervened. "While I enjoy listening to my boys bond, we have much more important things to do." Dazai wrinkled his nose when Mori called them 'his boys' but he nodded along nonetheless. With a sigh he responded. "Alright, alright, what does this mission entail anyway?"
Dazai still had a hint of a pout on his face, but he knew there was no getting out of this one. "Ah yes, for this mission you will be infiltrating a wizarding school in The Scottish Highlands located in The United Kingdom. It has come to my attention that other forms of abilities exist. Yet they call it magic. It's much less personalized and not as powerful,"
Dazai looked at him like he's lost his mind and Chuuya actually laughed. Chuuya was the first to speak up. "Boss... Magic? Really? That is utterly absurd-" "it's insane is what it is." Dazai interrupted him, causing Chuuya to shoot him a withering glare. "Yes, yes, I know. It sounds pretty crazy, but believe me it's true. And you guys will witness it first hand."
Chuuya had an irritated expression but he doesn't voice his obvious skepticism. Dazai on the other hand... Well he's rather vocal about it. "Mori, I think this is the dumbest idea you've ever had. I'm astonished. Absolutely baffled." Chuuya once again shot him a deadly glare, to which Dazai just smiled cheekily. "Ah Dazai-kun, your words sting. I think this idea is rather clever and essential if we ever happen to come across magic users."
Dazai huffed and stuck his tongue out. "This is a stupid idea, but I guess I will do it since you seem so sure of yourself." Mori smiled sweetly at Dazai, patting his head. "There's my sweet little Dazai-kun, ah you've grown so much..." Dazai wrinkled his nose and whacked Moris hand away. "Ew don't touch me with your slimy hands, it's such a shame to breathe the same air as you." Mori chuckled and gave him a mock hurt look. "Oh so hurtful, you are so cruel to me..."
Chuuya clears his throat obnoxiously to interrupt their little... Exchange... Chuuya doesn't even know what he'd call it. "So is that all? Any more information that we would need?" Mori chuckled and placed his hand on his chin. "Ah Chuuya, blunt as ever I see. That should be all. You will be departing for this mission tomorrow. Make sure to be ready by 6 am because you have a long flight ahead of you!"
Dazai groaned at the thought of getting up early but quickly shut up when Chuuya whacked him in the back of the head. "Yes boss, we'll be on our way now." Chuuya nodded at Mori before dragging Dazai out of the office. "Ugh why are you so annoying? Groaning like a child isn't going to get you anywhere stupid Mackerel."
Dazai huffed and shoved Chuuyas hands away, falling into step beside him. "I say it's worth it because it makes you mad~ Chibi has such bad anger issues, the dog must be trained!" Chuuya growled and smacked Dazai again. "Shut the hell up!"
The rest of the work day went fairly normal for Dazai. Training with Akutagawa, annoying Chuuya, bullying Mori, annoying Chuuya. He couldn't help but dread this mission though. It's going to be a long grueling one.
It went fairly the same for Chuuya. He spent the day doing paperwork, talking to Kouyou, and putting up with Dazai's shit. By the end of the day he was completely spent. When he got back to his flat he collapsed onto his bed, utterly exhausted. He only bothered to take off his shoes and his hat before passing out.
As usual, Dazai broke into his apartment in the middle of the night. Damn bastard. Chuuya felt him climb into bed and immediately knew it was Dazai. He laid there half asleep for a second before letting out an irritated sigh. Dazai just snuggled up close to him like a cat. Chuuya huffed and wrapped an arm around him.
"Stupid Mackerel..." Was the last thing heard in the room as they both fell into a peaceful slumber, both dreading their departure in the morning.