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1. i gave you a uti (no stds just to clarify) by orphan_account

   Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   03 Mar 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Colin Bridgerton/Penelope Featherington
   • Colin Bridgerton
   • Penelope Featherington
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Secret Relationship
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Fluff
   • inspired by Crazy Ex Girlfriend music
   • Colin Bridgerton Loves Penelope Featherington
   • Chaotic Colin Bridgerton
   • Polin HEA
   • Penelope Featherington Loves Colin Bridgerton
   • this is so silly
   • No beta we die like Edmund

   Summary

   To be fair to Colin, Penelope should have seen this coming, (in more ways than one). The pair had been having almost obscene amounts of sex for the past month.

   But he didn’t have to seem so proud of himself.

   --

   Colin and Penelope have been hooking up a lot. His love injection caused a urinary tract infection.

   Series

   • Part 1 of i'm just a girl in love (Polin x CXG)

   Language:

   English

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