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  1. banana fruit salad by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types  

    04 Mar 2025

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    “What I said is that I haven’t—” Cable bunches his shoulders, “—done it in a while.”

    “Done it? You mean you haven’t gotten laid? Done some fucking? Fornicated? Shaken the sheets? Put your banana in the fruit salad? Glazed the donut? Oh– hit the home run? I can go on—do you want me to go on?”

    ~

    Or, Cable is pent-up. Deadpool offers a solution.

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