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Wally had woken up with a warm body surrounding him and a shock of black hair caressing his nose
What had happened last night?
Oh yes, he remembered now, somehow there had been a party at Wayne Manor inviting all the teenage superheroes to have fun and hang out so there had been a lot of drunk teenagers in a mansion with a lot of luxuries
If Wally remembered correctly at some point there had been a wave park
Speaking of drunk teenagers, he had met Robin or well Robin's identity. No one but Robin could do a quadruple somersault while drunk and not kill themselves in the attempt. In the end one thing had led to another and they had ended up fucking in the young man's room
Who says your enemy can't be a sexy young man with black hair and blue eyes who makes you question why you hate him with a single charismatic smile and who also lets you fuck him in his bed?
In the end they had simply exhausted themselves and fallen asleep, which was why Wally could now hear his little bird's discontented murmurs about how someone should shoot the sun
"Better?" Wally asked as he quickly moved to close the curtains
"Yeah" Robin said snuggling into the warmth the other was transmitting
"..." Robin opened one eye and looked at the freckled, green-eyed, red-headed young man smiling at him
"I liked you better when I was drunk" Dick said groaning in disgust as he stretched
Wally would be lying if he didn't say he was very grateful to be gay and able to enjoy watching a naked man stretch out on his own bed
"Tell that to my cock in your ass" Wally said back
"A quick one before we go?" Dick said smiling attractively at him
They both heard footsteps and a knock on the door along with a young and angry voice saying "Grayson if you don't get up I'll give your cereal to Jason"
"I'll go get breakfast in a moment Dami, stay away from my cereal" Dick shouted at the door
They both heard footsteps leaving and looked at each other
"Shit we're going to have to avoid everyone" Dick said rubbing his face
"Or you can introduce me to the family cutie" Wally said with a smile
"Do you want to stay alive?" Dick said looking him up and down with his typical Robin look "Yes, no, I'm not going to introduce my enemy with whom I've fucked to my family"
"As you command my lord" Wally said bowing while grabbing his clothes thrown on the floor
"We better get you out of here" Dick said opening the closet to put on something clean for the day
"Or we can..." Wally started to say
Robin kissed him to shut him up "Out Wallace, we'll talk about us later"
"Can I at least get your phone number?" Wally asked, grabbing the shorter one's waist
"If you ask so nicely" Dick said with a smile
"Roy's going to be right about the fact that we just needed to fuck to dull that animosity" Wally said
"Yeah, he's usually right about that sort of thing" Dick said
Wally pulled him closer to kiss him again, "Now we can go."
Dick grabbed him by the hand and began to lead him through the mansion's hallways, which to tell the truth, all seemed the same to Wally
Once he threw him into a closet with a bang, and Wally couldn't complain when he heard the voice of one of Robin's brothers
"Jason, what are you doing here?" Dick said leaning on the closet door
"Damian says you have 5 minutes before I eat your limited edition chocolate cereal" Jason said smiling at his older brother as he walked by
"Stay away from my cereal little wing or I'll burn your books" Dick said
"5 minutes" Jason said with a smile leaving
He fell out a window while dodging babs and duke and then went up two floors to dodge alfred and bruce and then down the front of the house to avoid tim and cass
In the end they ended up going through half the mansion between so many Scooby-Doo montages
"You know, I think it would have been better if I had gone out the window with my super speed when I got up" Wally said catching his breath after all the running they had done
"We'll leave that for next time" Dick said with a smile
"Will there be a next time?" Wally asked ecstatically
"Only if you behave KF" Robin said winking at him before opening the front door and Wally could finally see the entrance of that big house
"Well you can go now" Robin said with a smile happy to have managed to get to the door without any of his relatives catching them
"You better give me one next time wonder boy" Wally said looking at Robin
Dick grabbed him by the jacket and kissed him "You better call me, because I didn't save my contact in your phone for anything"
Wally smiled happily "And they say that kissing your enemy is wrong"
"Go away already stupid" Dick said with a loving smile
"As you say dear" Wally said before running away with his superpowers
Dick closed the door and sighed in relief
"So how did it go with Wally?" Jason asked with an evil grin on his face as the other members of his family slowly appeared
"You made me do all that for nothing" Dick said
"You're the one who sleeps with people in the mansion" Damian said
"Argh I hate my life" Dick said
"Having a morning fuck" Tim said
"I wish I could, but I couldn't" Dick said
"Richard" Bruce said
"Hey b... how long have you been there?" Dick said with a nervous smile
"The whole conversation" Bruce said raising an eyebrow at his oldest son
"Was the climb fun?" Cassandra asked laughing
"Or the descent to the garden?" Said Duke with a smile
"Next time don't sleep with your enemy in the house" Said Bruce
"Noted" Said Dick looking his father in the eyes
"Now you've finished bothering your older brother, breakfast has been waiting for an hour" Said Alfred
"We are coming Alfred" They all said heading to the kitchen
"If it's any consolation, we all knew it was going to happen sooner or later" Said Alfred when they were alone
"It doesn't help me at all, but it's good to know that now I can bring someone to family dinners" Said Dick
"Planning for the future already?" Said Alfred with a smile
"You don't know that well" Said Dick happily