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Ponyboy has created [Unnamed Chat]

Ponyboy has added Two-Bit, Johnnycakes. Dallas, Darry, Soda, and Stupid

Stupid: wtf why am I stupid

Ponyboy: I don’t know Steve, why are you stupid?

Soda: LMAO

Stupid: soda wtf???

Soda: sorry man

Darry: For the love of god don’t antagonize Steve

Ponyboy: Fine.

Ponyboy has changed Stupid’s name to Steve

Darry: And you’re supposed to be in class

Ponyboy: Yeah but we have a sub and she doesn’t care

Two-Bit: is it ms p

Ponyboy: Yeah

Two-Bit: thank fuckk i skipped

Darry: Stop skipping. I’m not going to let you bum around anymore if you keep skipping

Two-Bit: you would never 😇

Darry: I absolutely would

Two-Bit: johnny skipped a week and you didn’t say anything

Darry: That’s Johnny

Darry: He had a real reason too

Darry: He had a fever

Two-Bit: this is favourortism

Two-Bit: favritism

Two-Bit: favaortism

Two-Bit: favoritism

Two-Bit: this is favoritism

Ponyboy: Ik how you feel. His favorites are Soda and Johnny

Darry: Soda’s yours

Ponyboy: Nuh uh

Johnnycakes: your my favorite ponyboy

Ponyboy: You’re my favorite too

Soda: what abt me💔

Ponyboy: Dw Soda I love you

Soda: :D

Dallas: i did not drop out for this shit

Darry: Better than whatever shit you did drop out for

Dallas: damn

Ponyboy has changed the group name to [The Gang]

Steve: why are we called the gang?

Two-Bit: we’re just built different💪💪

Ponyboy: Because we are??

Steve: no you're just friendless. dal soda and i get spammed 24/7

Darry: Ugh

Darry: The sleepless nights

Darry: Makes me want to throw his phone off a cliff

Dallas: im in like 5 gangs be specific

Dallas: and change my name

Ponyboy: Liar.

Ponyboy has changed the group chat name to [The Curtis Gang]

Ponyboy: Hold on

Ponyboy has changed their name to Pony

Ponyboy has changed Dallas’s name to Dally

Pony: Happy?

Dally: very

Darry: Hey why didn’t we have a group chat already?

Soda: mabey bc pony js got his phone

Pony: Took you all long enough

Darry: Istg if we gave you a phone any younger you’d be an ipad kid.

Soda: he kinda is

Pony: No that’s Dally, Two, and Johnny

Two-Bit: dont expose meeee

Steve: you exposed yourself

Johnnycakes: sorry I like simulators

Johnnycakes: didn’t know it was a crime now

Pony: Dally’s always on Roblox 

Pony: like on vc scamming some kids or smth

Dally: those kids deserved it

Dally: snotty nosed brats

Dally: you can’t talk your always on block blast

Pony: Yeah and proudly. I got 50k yesterday

Darry: Please take another lap around the track and make sure you touch the grass this time

Pony: 😐😑

Two-Bit: blud got caught

Steve: classic ipad kid

Pony: I AM NOT AN IPAD KID

Dally: pressed much?

Soda: glory here it comes

Pony: I AM NOT AN IPAD KID I DO OTHER THINGS I READ AND WRITE AND I ACTUALLT KNOW HOW TO CLIMB TRESS AND I AM NOT A KID IM 14!!

Dally: wtv im muting

Steve: whatever you wanna believe

Darry: We already hear this speech at least three times a day. What made you think it was a good idea to do it over text?

Pony: DALLY’S THE REAL IPAD KID I ONLT EVER SEE HIM BULLYIBG KIDS ON ROBLOX SND GETTING BANNED FOR CUSSING!! TWO LITERALLT HAS A LEAPFROG BUT IM THEI PAD KID??

Steve: just mute him

Darry: I can’t you dumbass he’s in charge.

Johnnycakes: i can. he automods me in every gc

Soda: tysm johnny!!

Darry: You’re a lifesaver Johnny! I know you’re at school but don’t forget our house is always unlocked if the lot’s too cold later tonight.

Johnnycakes reacted with heart to [tysm johnny!!]

Johnnycakes reacted with heart to [You’re a lifesaver Johnny. I know you’re at school but don’t forget our house is always unlocked if the lot’s too cold later tonight.]

Johnnycakes has muted Pony for 3 hours

Two-Bit: favoritism

Darry: Be better

[The Curtis Gang]

3:08pm

Pony: Sorry guys

Johnnycakes: its ok

Johnnycakes: dal went on roblox after he muted. I caught him under the bleachers pretending to be on a call

Dally: no i didnt

Soda: y do u even have roblox u hate it

Dally: fucking pony and twobit wouldnt leave me alone until i got it so now i have to play adopt me

Two-bit: adopt me is peak‼️‼️

Pony: Speak your truth‼️🗣️

Dally: losers

Steve: no one told you to play alone

Dally: stfu. kids are so scammable its funny

Darry: Don’t scam kids. What do you even do with the stuff?

Johnnycakes: he gives it to me and pony 

Two-Bit: WHAT

Two-Bit: AND YOU NEVER GAVE ME ANY?!?!?

Dally: no?? why would i ur a manchild 

Two-bit: dairy help me

Darry: DAIRY??

Darry: DAIRY??!!

Darry: I WAS THERE WHEN YOU WERE BORN AND YOU CAN’T SPELL MY NAME??

Johnnycakes: valid crashout

Steve: it’s literally right there

Two-Bit: im sorry 🥺

Darry: NO YOURE NOT

Soda: damn

Johnnycakes: He’s not wrong

Darry: THATS IT IM LEAVING. I NEED TO FOCUS ON WORK ANYWAY

Darry has created [unnamed chat]

Darry has changed the group’s name to [3 Curtis Brothers]

Darry has added Pepsi and Baby

Darry: I’m gonna be home late. Can you start cooking dinner?

Pepsi: ofc!

Baby: I’ll make sure he doesn’t put too much food dye

Pepsi: y is the gc name that?

Darry: Because we’ve got 4 other brothers.

Baby: That’s so corny

Darry: And? You know it’s true

[The Curtis Gang]

6:34PM

Darry: Hey guys I’m omw home. No phones, tablets including leapfrogs and ipads, smartwatches, ipods, walkmans or any cassette players, cd players, airpods, earbuds, headphones, and calculators at the table.

Pony: Calculators?

Darry: Two-bit got youtube on it somehow

Darry: Why can’t you actually do something important Two?

Two-Bit: it is important. your just mad i outsmarted you

Steve: what’d you make?

Soda: more spagetti and green eggs and ham

Pony: the spaghetti’s yellow and the eggs and ham look like they’re molding

Darry: Ew

Pony: What can I say? I speak my truth🗣️

Dally: hate to say it but ur a yapper man

Dally: actually no I don’t. ur a yapper man

Darry: Hey that reminds me, where’s Johnny?

Johnnycakes: right here

Pony: Hi Johnny!!

Soda: Johnny!!!

Johnnycakes: hi pony!! hi soda!!

Darry: You coming for dinner?

Johnnycakes: i think im good

Pony: Please please please come over 🥺

Pony: Darry can we play adopt me until you come home?

Darry: Sure. Just not at the table

Pony: JOHNNY PLEASE

Steve: desperate much?

Pony: stfu randle this is why Soda always leaves you for me

Steve: i would throttle you if you weren’t soda’s brother

Pony: a lot of people would

Dally: who

Pony: literally every soc ever, my math teacher, and steve

Pony: actually almost got jumped like last week

Darry: YOU WHAT

Soda: pony wth??

Two-Bit: dally and i swooped in and heroiclly saved him!

Dally: i beat them with a stick

Darry reacted with heart to [dally and i swooped in and heroiclly saved him!]

Darry reacted with heart to [i beat them with a stick]

[The Curtis Gang]

7:01PM

Johnnycakes: dally joined us to scam more kids :/

Johnnycakes: he’s trying to scam pony now

Pony: WTF IM NOT 10

Dally: fr?? ur not 10? you sure?

Pony: YES???

Pony: Johnny come pick up your dally

Pony: Oh nvm he just gave me a fr mega neon

Pony: You the man Dally!!

Dally: soda and steve need to shut up. why are you giggling like a bunch of girls at a sleepover?

Pony: Bc they literally are

Two-Bit: y’all playing adopt me without me 😢

Pony: Get your ass over here

Two-Bit: 🫡

7:45PM

Darry: I’m getting gas at the dx but I’ll be there soon

Darry: phones away, everyone to the kitchen when I get there

Soda: omw

Steve: got it

Johnny: yessir

Pony: Yes Darry

Dally: alr

Two-Bit: yes darry sir

Darry: .

Two-Bit: sorry darry i’ll never call you dairy again

Two-Bit: darry?

Two-Bit: darry?

Two-Bit: dar?

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[The Curtis Gang]

8:43AM

Darry: Where’d y’all go?

Soda: Steve and I went to a drag race

Pony: Dally, Johnny and I are walking around

Two-Bit: I went to Buck’s to get some more beer

Darry: Shit guys you keep disappearing on me.

Dally: no

Darry: Yes

Darry: I want you home

Pony: What? Why?

Darry: I don’t trust Dally

Dally: why the hell not?

Darry: You got Johnny stuck at the bottom of a well last Wednesday

Dally: he got out

Darry: Why was he in there at all??

Darry: I didn’t even know there were any wells in Tulsa

Dally: idk i looked away for 3 seconds and he was in there

Pony: Johnny and I were fighting over a lighter so Dally snatched it and Johnny fell trying to take it from him

Dally: snitch

Pony: Idc it’s your fault we have to go home

Johnnycakes: pony :(

Pony: Sorry Johnny

Darry: Y’all are giving me gray hairs.

Two-Bit: HEY I SEE THEM

Two-Bit: HI

Pony: Darry’s gray hairs?

Dally: us you dipshit

Pony: Why are you texting we’re right next to each other?

Pony: We can literally see each other’s screen

Dally: shut

Dally: up

Pony: Wait, how’d you get here from Buck’s?

Two-Bit: i walked

Pony: It’s almost a mile and we left at the same time?

Two-Bit: a man has his ways🤫

Dally: what man?

Steve: I think he’s talking about the one standing behind him

Two-Bit: har. har.

Steve: bro really said har har

Darry: Everyone needs to be home by 9:30 okay?

Johnnycakes: got it

Darry: just head home before you get into trouble

Pony: Johnny’s already taking us.

Darry has reacted with thumbs up to [Johnny’s already taking us]

Darry: Soda, Steve, when are you gonna get home?

Steve: like 12

Darry: Why?

Steve: we just betted

Darry: Okay I trust you to be responsible

Steve: soda’s laughing at everyone

Pony: Looks like someone got demoted😒

Pony: Wait why 9:30?

Darry: Costco run

Two-Bit: LETS GO

Steve: we’ll be home by 9

Dally: two just fell

Johnnycakes: Two-lying-face-down-on-the-sidewalk.png

Two-Bit: rude

Two-Bit: guys look at this picture of Johnny

Two-Bit: 0.5x-forehead-Johnny.png

Johnnycakes: what the hell?

Pony: Oh Johnny didn’t like that

Dally: theyre fighting now lmao

[The Curtis Gang]

9:55AM

Darry: Where is everyone?

Pony: idk

Darry: wdym you don’t know?

Pony: Well we’re all together but we forgot how to get home.

Pony: we’re next to that weird antique shop

Darry: you mean the one a block away from the house?

Pony: Wait

Darry: Is that all of you cheering?

Darry: I’m putting a tracker on you when you get here. How do you even get lost a block away?

Ponyboy has created [Unnamed Chat]

Ponyboy has added Soda, Two-Bit, Dallas, Johnnycakes, and Stupid

Ponyboy has changed their name to Pony

Ponyboy has changed Dallas’s name to Dally

Ponyboy has changed the group name to [#StopLife360]

Pony: So I’ve gathered you all here today to discuss our most recent issue within the gang

Dally: we’re all in the back of the truck for costco. you didn’t gather us. we dont have a choice

Pony: Shut up

Pony: AS I WAS SAYING

Pony: I’m gonna actually jump off a cliff if we have to keep Life360. This is your fault Steve

Steve: ME?

Pony: Maybe if you weren’t so delusional and hadn’t tried to swipe that necklace we wouldn’t have been late

Soda: it’s not steves fault

Two-Bit: why are we texting?

Pony: I don’t want Darry to hear

Johnnycakes: can we do this as soon as possible?

Dally: he just doesnt want old darrel to catch him in the lot

Johnnycakes: i like it

Dally: no you dont

Soda: after costco pls. i always loose you guys

Steve: we go once a month?

Soda: it’s big :(

Johnnycakes: let me see if he notices when I turn it off

Johnnycakes: :(

Soda: sorry johnny but at least he didn’t yell at you

Soda: he would’ve yelled at us

Pony: Especially me

Two-Bit: me too. i think he’s still mad abt his name

Pony: He crashed out all night

Soda: he punched a pillow to sleep

Johnnycakes: he had us eat all the chocolate cake so you couldn’t have any

Dally: i would crash out if any of you idiots did that to me

Steve: two already did

Dally: yea and thats why hes piss poor

Two-Bit: ma was scared when she saw my bed was missing

Two-Bit: and then i told her it was just you

Dally: dont call me texas or yorker boy again or ill slit your throat

Two-Bit: i wasn’t gonna

Soda: this reminds me of when dar punched steve bc he said he was all musle

Pony: Lmaooo

Steve: i deadass saw stars

Johnnycakes: can we get back to life360?

Two-Bit: sorry johnny

Pony: Okay what are we gonna do?

Soda: mabey if we behave he’ll let us go?

Steve: that checks out

Dally: no way im not sucking up

Johnnycakes: once he let me and pony go to 3 movies in a row bc we were behaved

Soda: oh ya once he gave me money a pack of chocolates bc i didn’t run off

Pony: Dally please 🥺

Dally: no

Pony: Pleaaaasssseeee🥺🙏

Johnny: please🥺🥺

Dally: fine

[#StopLife360]

10:36AM

Two-Bit: thank the lord it worked!!! 🥳🥳

Steve: no?? we didn’t do anything, we’re just split up to grab some stuff

Two-Bit: so? it means he trusts us

Steve: no he’s watching us closer than you do mickey. we’re not getting anywhere

Two-Bit: shoot

Soda: ok so steve and me are together twobit and pony are together and johnny and dally are together

Soda: so just don’t be stupid

Pony: Thanks for the advice I had no idea

Soda: really?

Pony: No

Soda: D:

Pony: Wait I’m sorry ily

[The Curtis Gang]

11:16AM

Darry: Are you all alive?

Darry: I need a headcount

Steve: we’re at the tvs

Pony: Two and I are in the freezer section

Johnny: me and dall are looking at candy

Darry: It’s really quiet you okay?

Soda: yes dar we’re awesome

Two-Bit: ya dar have some faith in us

Darry: You’re all not sick or something?

Johnny: no darry

Darry: I’ll take your word

[#StopLife360]

11:30AM

Pony: Help two and I are stuck in a freezer

Soda: HOW

Two-Bit: i pushed him in and I fell

Steve: we’re so fucked this is your fault ponyboy curtis

Pony: I didn’t do anything!

Steve: you existed

Pony: i hope someone robs you

Johnnycakes: i see you

Johnnycakes: dally and I are heading over

Soda: steve and i are going to

Steve: we are?

Soda: ya hurry up

[The Curtis Gang]

11:36AM

Darry: WHY ARE YOU ALL IN A FREEZER

Darry: I’m taking pictures

Pony: Stopppppp

Pony: I don’t consent😔

Darry: I didn’t consent to my kid brothers getting stuck in a freezer but look where we are

Dally: damn he clocked you

Darry: Boys-In-A-Freezer.png

Soda: look at johnny and pony☺️

Johnnycakes: i’m like 5 months younger than you

Steve: let us out

Steve: i think two’s licking the glass

Two-Bit: i don’t lick glass

Two-Bit: my face is just stuck there

Johnnycakes: i think i’m turning blue

Dally: im gonna break it

Darry: Okay okay

Darry: but

Darry: I realized none of you like life360

Pony: So no more?

Darry: No this whole ordeal made me realize you absolutely need it.

Darry: I only found you bc you had it

Pony: fuck

[The Curtis Gang]

3:45PM

Dally: darry did you put parental controls on my phone

Darry: yup

Dally: why????

Darry: I don’t need you all turning off your life360

Darry: and let it be a lesson for leaving your phone unattended

Pony: Soda’s phone is playing Monster High

Darry: I didn’t do that

Soda: what? i love monster high

Dally: tim just saw

Dally: count your days

Darry: I told him to put it on curly’s phone too. He loves it

Darry: I’m not changing a thing

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[Kid Curtis & Dally]

10:45AM

Kid Curtis: Hey Dally you have a fake id right?

Dally: yea

Kid Curtis: Can you buy me a vape?

Dally: pay me first

Kid Curtis: Swing by at lunch

Kid Curtis: And don’t tell Darry

Dally: give me 30

Kid Curtis: 30??

Dally: keeping my mouth shut costs man

Kid Curtis: Bro atp tell Darry

Dally: im no snitch and i dont want my head bashed in

Kid Curtis: Then why do it at all?

Dally: bc i feel like it

Dally: what flavor

Kid Curtis: Chocolate and please a cigalike

Dally: ofc its chocolate

Two-Bit has created [Unnamed Chat]

Two-Bit has added Ponykid, Johnnycakes, and Stevie

Two-Bit: did you see that fight

Two-Bit: damn i love me some fierce woman and she’s blond too😍

Johnnycakes: I have science with her. she has a bf

Two-Bit: 💔

Two-Bit: what’s the point of going to school if the girls are all taken?

Stevie: then don’t. why do you even come?

Two-Bit: na man i’ve got seniority!

Stevie: by age. over everyone. as a junior. which is bad.

Two-Bit: school’s fun anyways

Stevie: oh yeah you like school

Stevie: you freak

Stevie has changed the group name to [two-bit likes school??]

Two-Bit: ah yes you simpletons will never understand

Two-Bit: right pony?

Ponykid: Two you skip every class

Ponykid: Even art when we finger painted

Two-Bit: shoot kid you’ve got me there

Two-Bit: but someone’s gotta brighten up this boring school and it’s gonna be me

Ponykid: When you’re not skipping?

Two-Bit: exactly! and between you and me, i also ain’t looking to get a job

Ponykid: Sure Two. Just between me, you, and anyone else who’s ever met you

Johnnycakes: hey pony where are you

Ponykid: I’m with my track friends

Stevie: friends?

Two-Bit: glory is this the apocalypse?

Ponykid: Shut UP YES I HAVE FRIENDS

Ponykid: I only ever see Steve with Soda and Two-Bit with us

Stevie: bc we’re best friends

Two-Bit: those seniors are just mad i get to stay longer

Ponykid: bruh

Johnnycakes: hey i just talked to one of your team mates and he said you’re not with them

Two-Bit:👀

Ponykid: Fine I just didn’t want to see Steve’s ugly face

Stevie: clearly someone hasn’t looked in the mirror

Ponykid: WHY is everyone letting a 17 year old bully a 14 year old

Stevie: they know i’m right

Ponykid: I’m not gonna get into this right now

Stevie: wow that’s a first

[Kid Curtis & Dally]

1:26PM

Kid Curtis: Thanks Dally

Dally: hey i got my money

Dally: but im not doing this again

Kid Curtis: Why

Dally: because i dont want to

Dally: im not gonna fight you on this man

Kid Curtis: I watched you bully a 12 year old on Roblox two days ago for looking at you wrong

Dally: i said what i said

Dally: dont make it 2

Kid Curtis: IM NOT 12

[two-bit likes school??]

9:43AM

Ponykid: Why are all of you looking at me like creeps?

Stevie: who’s gonna tell him

Two-Bit: you’re cooked when darry finds out 

Johnnycakes: we saw you vaping

Two-Bit: i thought you hated vapes

Ponykid: I do but that’s because Steve vapes

Stevie: you vape too??

Ponykid: yeah but i still smoke and you just look stupid

Stevie: “it’s okay when i do it” ahh reaction😒

Ponykid: “I’m js mad bc I have a big ahh nose” ahh reaction😒

Stevie: HOW IS THAT RELEVANT

Ponykid: It’s always relevant

Ponykid: You look like a pussy with your pens and greek bars

Stevie: ofc you went for the cigalikes

Two-Bit: can I have a puff?

Ponykid: Are you crazy?? It cost me 30

Johnnycakes: someone scammed you

Johnnycakes: i got one a while back for like 10

Ponykid: I don’t have the luxury of having a fake id

Johnnycakes: neither do i

Two-Bit: then how’d you get it?

Johnnycakes: dally got it for me and he doesn’t charge me extra like the other guys

Johnnycakes: cuz he makes a shit ton scamming people but mostly kids who don’t know prices

Stevie: wait

Stevie: shit

Stevie: don’t tell me you bought off dally

Ponykid: IM NOT A KID😡😡

Stevie: oh my god pony

Stevie: dally’s got the weirdest shit going on there don’t get involved

Stevie: next time just ask me instead. soda don’t mind

Stevie: he has a fake id too

Ponykid: He has a fake id?

Stevie has deleted one (1) message

Stevie: no you dumbass i have one

Stevie: ofc the kid can’t read

Two-Bit: blud thinks he’s slick

Stevie: dammit two this is why you got held back

Two-Bit: low blow man😔

Ponykid: You’re two bad grades from being in the same classes as me Steve

Ponykid: Hey guys please don’t tell Darry he’ll kill be before the cigs do

Johnnycakes: we won’t say nothing but

Johnnycakes: how long have you had it

Ponykid: Like 3 weeks

Johnnycakes: just make sure soda doesn’t catch you neither

Ponykid: Okay. Thanks Johnny

[Darry and Baby]

11:15AM

Darry: Pony tell me why Tim just sent me a photo of you and Curly not only smoking, but vaping too

Darry: Pony-And-Curly-Smoking-And-Vaping.png

Darry: You’re gonna die by the age of 14 and a half if you keep going

Baby: What’s the big deal? We all smoke

Darry: You know damn well what my problem is. You’re smoking almost a pack a day you’ll probably smoke even more with that vape

Baby: Half the gang vapes and Tim does too. He buys some for Curly, what’s the difference?

Darry: You know the truce and you know he’s good for it. And he really likes life360. Now who was it?

Baby: I’m not telling

Darry: Fine I’ll see what everyone else has to say

[The Curtis Gang]

11:20AM

Darry: Pony-And-Curly-Smoking-And-Vaping

Darry: alright y’all fess up. Who knew?

Soda: pony 😕

Two-Bit: idk but my mans pony was cooking in those photos icl

Darry: The only thing that’s cooking is Pony’s lungs

Dally: 💀

Dally: damn kid you were double dipping huh

Pony: You’re not helping

Soda: pony y r u vaping now?

Steve: the disappointment is strong

Pony: I just wanted to try. Honest.

Johnnycakes: he wasn't trying to do anything bad darry

Darry: So you knew

Darry: You probably all knew

Pony: Well now there’s no point so yeah they knew

Johnnycakes: oh no sorry pony

Darry: Do you know who sold it to him?

Johnnycakes: no none of us do

Darry: Dally?

Dally: hell if I know

Darry: Okay then. Pony you’re grounded until we find out who it was

Pony: What?

Darry: That includes your runs. No point if you’re gonna ruin your lungs. I’ll have someone walk you home. Might pull you out of track all together. And I don’t want you with your smoker friends. Or Curly’s crowd. Or any crowd aside from the gang actually

Pony: Darrel!

Soda: hey dar isn't that a bit much

Two-Bit: hold your horses

Steve: wait a minute

Johnnycakes: he just vaped we all vape or smoke

Darry: I don't care I don't want him doing both. Just like the asprin, we need to kick the habit out of him

Darry: No hanging out with Johnny either. Dw Johnny you’re welcome but don't talk to ponyboy

Soda: hey hold on

Johnnycakes: oh

Darry: You can sleep in my room instead of Pony and Soda’s when it’s too cold on the couch.

Johnnycakes: oh..

Dally: ok it was me

Darry: I knew it

Darry: We’ve got three people around here who sell vapes and it sure wasn’t the other two

Darry: You’re off the hook Pony. You weren’t even really on it I wasn’t gonna do any of that except maybe ground you for a couple days

Darry: Dallas come over right now

Dally: ugh i can feel the smug

[Idiot and Stupid]

1:43PM

Idiot: Hey Steve

Stupid: yeah

Idiot: Can I take you up on that offer

Stupid: its only been a day at least wait until darry’s cooled down

Idiot: Fine

[Kid Curtis and Dally]

1:44PM

Kid Curtis: So

Kid Curtis: Can you get me another one?

Dally: no you

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[The Curtis Gang]

8:10AM

Pony: Why did no one tell me we have a golf unit

Soda: ah yes

Soda: golf

Soda: i hated it

Darry: It was the absolute fucking worst

Steve: we only have that unit because some soc parents gave a bunch of golf stuff to the school

Johnnycakes: i thought it was fun

Two-Bit: me too!!!

Soda: ur a real fast swinger

Steve: almost cut my head off at least ten times

Two-Bit: what can i say? i’m just built different🏌️‍♂️

Steve: you sure are

Soda: johnny u were real good at it

Two-Bit: didn’t the golf coach offer you a spot?

Johnnycakes: yea

Darry: Holy shit that’s amazing

Soda: too bad you didn’t join

Johnnycakes: the team’s full of socs and i don’t really wanna do sports

Two-Bit: shoot johnny you’d do great!

Johnnycakes reacted with heart to [shoot johnny you’d do great! ]

[Dreamer and JohnnyCakes ]

1:15PM

Dreamer: Why didn’t you tell me you were TA for my unit?

Johnnycakes: it didn’t come up

Dreamer: Can it Johnathan Andrew Cade I can see that smirk on your face from across the room

Johnnycakes: get off your phone before you get in trouble

[The Curtis Gang]

2:45PM

Pony: Who was gonna tell me that we have TAs for the golf unit?

Two-Bit: THERE ARE??

Two-Bit: I ASKED THE OFFICE SND THEY SAID THEY WERENT DOING IT

Dally: thats bc you did so bad curly went on a rant for an hour about how you broke a window

Dally: curly

Dally: the little shit made me wanna rip my ears off

Steve: oh shit i remember he did really bad

Steve: all his balls curved like crazy

Soda: ha. he has to retake the unit

Darry: Tim told me all about it

Darry: Duck and cover y’all

Soda: ain’t as bad as two

Steve: nothing’s as bad as two

Pony: Well Johnny’s my TA

Johnnycakes: i get service hours

Two-Bit: THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST JOKESETERS EVERYEHERE!!

Pony: you keep critiquing me 😔

Johnny: sorry pony

Pony: Well I don’t really like golf

Soda: me neither. too much thinking and nothing going on

Soda: and what kinda sport says smallest number? that just ain’t right

Darry: I could never hit the ball and it drove me nuts

Steve: it was boring so i started skipping

Johnny: it’s pretty tuff once you get it

Soda: ya u look like a pro

Pony: Hey Johnny I see you

Pony: We’re on our way home

Darry: Just got the notif

Pony: 😐

Darry: Idc if you don’t like life360 we’re keeping it

[two-bit likes school??]

2:45PM

Ponykid: Can one of you pick me up? Ms. Nelly’s making us take clubs home

Two-Bit: ma has the truck

Stevie: i can. i’m in the jr parking lot

Two-Bit: can i hitch a ride

Stevie: If you get here before he does

Two-Bit: GLORY HALLELUJAH!!!

[The Curtis Gang]

12:34PM

Darry: Whose ball just flew through the door

Pony: Mine

Soda: u made it inside a drawer!!!

Two-Bit: man that was insane!!!

Steve: that almost hit my head

Dally: and it was funny as shit

Soda: WHOS BALL FLEW OVER THE HOUSE

Two-Bit: it landed in a cup

Darry: Who left a cup

Johnnycakes: i put it there to practice with

Soda: THAT WOULD’VE BEEN A HOLE IN 1!!!🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🎊🎊🎊

Two-Bit: YA GO JOHNNY🎊🎊🎊🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🥳🎊🥳

Darry: Come inside and do your hw

Pony: I’m studying already 🤨

Johnnycakes: he’s not wrong

Darry: Study words and books

Darry: Maybe study the art of cleaning your room while you’re at it

Pony: 😒

Soda: golly that eyeroll’s strong

Darry: You too

Soda: 💔

[The Curtis Gang]

2:45PM

Pony: WHY DID NONE OF YOU TELL ME THE UNIT FINAL IS PLAYING NINE HOLES??

Steve: bc they tell you at the start of the unit

Pony: NO??

Darry: The unit’s three months and you thought you weren’t gonna play?

Pony: THE CLOSEST COURSE IS LA FORTUNE THATS FIFTEEN MINUTES AWAY

Johnnycakes: dally and i can take you

Johnnycakes: the teacher gave me clubs so dally takes me sometimes to go play

Dally: don’t volunteer me

Darry: Too late

Darry: When is it due?

Pony: Monday

Darry: Dally and Johnny will take you out on Sunday

Johnny has created [Unnamed Chat]

Johnny has changed the group name to [Golf]

Johnny has added Dreamer and Dal

Johnny: hey guys we just need a gc for the course

Johnny: dally and i are on our way we’re in buck’s car

Dreamer has changed Johnny’s name to Golfer

Golfer: we’ll start on a par 3’s

Dreamer: Par 3? What’s a par?

Golfer: how many hits it should take to get into the hole. they’re the shortest and easiest ones. like 100 yards

Golfer: we covered that in class

Dreamer: Shoot I guess I wasn’t paying attention then

Golfer: 😕

[Golf]

1:32PM

Dreamer: Dally you can actually golf???

Dal: johnny keeps dragging me out with him

Dal: btw your swing is ass

Dreamer: I know my swing sucks no need to point it out 😒

Dreamer: How’d you even get so good?

Golfer: he goes out to practice in that one park

Dal: BITCH

[Golf]

2:12PM

Dreamer: Remind me what the difference is between these clubs

Golfer: the big long ones with the bigger heads are either drivers, woods, or hybrids. drivers are the biggest and used for teeing off/drives. woods are used for drives and fairways. hybrids are for drives and fairways. the ones that look like the ones on tv are irons. they’re used for drives, fairways and chips. putters are for putting on the green.

Dreamer: What

Dal: just swing the damn thing

[The Curtis Gang]

3:03PM

Pony: This shit is rigged

Soda: what happened

Johnnycakes: five of his balls went into the water

Pony: DAMNNIT JOHNNY WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A SNITCH ALL THE DAMN TIME

Johnnycakes: golly if i didn’t know better i’d think you didn’t love me

Johnnycakes: or do you…?

Johnnycakes: 🥺

Pony: fuck you

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[The Curtis Gang]

3:14PM

Johnnycakes: on our way back

Soda: ooo what’d you shoot?

Johnnycakes: I shot a 44

Two-Bit: 🤯🤯🤯

Darry: Jesus Christ

Steve: what about dally?

Dally: 56

Soda: hbu pony

Pony: …84

Steve: did y’all not play double par pickup?

Pony: What?

Steve: did you even pay attention to the class?

Pony: No…

Johnnycakes: We should play a scramble next time

Pony: A what?

Dally: i’m not teaching him

Two-Bit: I WILL✋✋

Darry: Lord have mercy

Steve: goodbye glass. goodbye neck

Soda: where’s the neckbrace!?