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Hamilton and Burr didnt always get along, well actually, THEY NEVER GOT ALONG, WHY? They had such tension in their hard bones because of their rivalry political. What better to melt the bones? going to the public pool obviously lmao. All they wanted was to feel the sloshy liquid against their thick tender skin.
When Burr demanded a public pool be put in the middle of new york times square, everyone was a bit shocked. People from miles away gathered to swim in this trechorous puddle. People from, Japan, Radiator Springs, and even um the united states I just googled it I guess that's where sonic is from.
Hey reader, take a break here, I know you've read a lot, grab a snack haha touches you personally. I wonder if when Lin Manuel miranda wanted people to remember Alexander Hamilton he meant like this...
I put myself back in the narrative
The public pool was filled to the brim now with awesome exciting friends from all around!
Alexander and Aaron approached the pool. They were shocked to see in a big circle, Angie Yonaga, L Lawliet, Sonic Hedgehog, and Lightning MCqueen. wow what an enticing group of people I wonder what they will talk about
Sonic: come on gang lets go swim in the pool
Lightning Mcqueen: Hell no lil bro go fuck yourself hahahahahahah
L: I cant help but think your name reminds me of something
Me; am i sorta like chris chan? (Just wanted to talk to you all)
Angie: L i want you to fucking die hahaj fk
John F Kennedy: am i late
crowd screams as JFK canonballs in the pool.
Everyone starts clapping each other jk that didn't happen.
Alexander and Aaron approach the group nervous and hoping that their new friends will finally accept them. They both strut up.
Aaron: Is this a good idea, they look dangerous,
Alexander: I am not throwing away my shot.
Aaron: ok.
They approach the group and immediately a fit of laughter rises up amongst them. The loudest from Mcqueen cause he is a fucking bitch. Jfk climbs out of the pool he guys what did i miss.
Thomas JEfferson shows up : What did i miss you say?
Crowd laugh track plays
Seventeen, Se- se- seventeen
Se- se- seventeen
1789
How does the bastard orphan
Immigrant decorated war vet
Unite the colonies through more debt?
Fight the other founding fathers 'til he has to forfeit?
Have it all, lose it all
You ready for more yet?
Treasury Secretary, Washington's the President
Ev'ry American experiment sets a precedent
Not so fast, someone came along to resist him
Pissed him off until we had a two-party system
You haven't met him yet, you haven't had the chance
'Cause he's been kickin' ass as the ambassador to France
But someone's gotta keep the American promise
You simply must meet Thomas, Thomas!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home!
Thomas Jefferson's coming home
Lord, he's been off in Paris for so long!
Aaa-ooo!
Aaa-ooo!
France is following us to revolution
There is no more status quo
But the sun comes up and the world still spins
(Aaa-ooo!)
I helped Lafayette draft a declaration
Then I said, 'I gotta go
I gotta be in Monticello
Now the work at home begins
(Aaa-ooo!)
So what'd I miss?
What'd I miss?
Virginia, my home sweet home, I wanna give you a kiss
I've been in Paris meeting lots of different ladies
I guess I basic'lly missed the late '80s
I traveled the wide, wide world and came back to this
(Aaa-ooo!)
There's a letter on my desk from the President
Haven't even put my bags down yet
Sally be a lamb, darlin', won't cha open it?
It says the President's assembling a cabinet
And that I am to be the Secretary of State, great!
And that I'm already Senate-approved
I just got home and now I'm headed up to New York
(Headin' to New York!)
(Headin' to New York!)
Lookin' at the rolling fields
I can't believe that we are free
Ready to face whatever's awaiting
Me in NYC
But who's waitin' for me when I step in the place?
My friend James Madison, red in the face
He grabs my arm and I respond
"What's goin' on?" (Aaa-ooo!)
Thomas, we are engaged in a battle for our nation's very soul
Can you get us out of the mess we're in?
(Aaa-ooo!)
Hamilton's new financial plan is nothing less than government control
I've been fighting for the South alone
Where have you been?
Uh... France
(Aaa-ooo!)
We have to win
What'd I miss? (What, what, what'd I miss?)
What'd I miss? (I've come home to this)
Headfirst into a political abyss!
(Headfirst into the abyss)
I have my first cabinet meeting today (chicka-pow!)
I guess I better think of something to say
I'm already on my way
Let's get to the bottom of this
(What did I miss?)
(Aaa-ooo!)
Mr. Jefferson, welcome home
Mr. Jefferson? Alexander Hamilton
Mr. Jefferson, welcome home
Mr. Jefferson, welcome home
Sir, you've been off in Paris for so long!
So what did I miss?
Burr: Mr JEferson welcome hooooomeeee
Hamilton: Mr JEfferson? Alexander Hamilton
Thomas Jefferson: *molests everyone*
Angie stands up screaming at him to stop and kills him with a gun. thank you angie i love you so much. not everyone may like you but why would that matter because i love you. when i look in the mirror i see not who i am but i see you. please give me religious psychosis
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