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1. 1-800-BUY NOW!!BUY NOW!!BUY NOW!! by rauughcassie

   Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   14 Mar 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Iguro Obanai/Shinazugawa Sanemi
   • Iguro Obanai & Shinazugawa Sanemi
   • Shinazugawa Sanemi
   • Iguro Obanai
   • Shinazugawa Family (Kimetsu no Yaiba)
   • Kochou Shinobu
   • Shinazugawa Genya
   • Kamado Tanjirou
   • Douma (Kimetsu no Yaiba)
   • Salesmen AU
   • They’re reeeaalll shady.
   • Fluff
   • Kinda
   • Slow Burn
   • like really slow burn
   • DO NOT OPEN YOUR DOOR FOR THESE BOZOS.
   • There is a b99 reference in here
   • whoever guesses it gets a free fic
   • Shinobu is her younger self in this fic
   • As depicted in the anime and manga

   Summary

   Sanemi and Obanai go door to door every day. But they don’t sell your typical vacuum and forms to hire a new life coach. No, no, no. Are they a big scam? Yes. Do they know they’re a big scam? Also yes.

   Some people aren’t suckers. They’ll see right past these bozos and get a door slammed in their face. It pisses Sanemi off but Obanai is there to calm him down before he can commit any felonies.

   Working with Obanai is always fun.

   But not when Sanemi is hiding a RAGING crush on him.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,438

   Chapters:

   1/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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