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chance burst through the door frantically. "geust wake the fuck UP were gonna be LATE WHY THE FUKC ARE YOU SLEEPING ANYWAY ITS LIKE 7PM" tje gambling addict screeched.
senior smackdown shot up and punched that bitch rgith in the face!!1! "I CAN SLEPE WHENEVR I WANT." he shouted back. chance quickly got up off the floor befroing respondigb "ok well get UP the ritual is starting in LESS THAN AN HOUR!!1 we have to get ready 2gether!!!!1" they shouted again. guest blinked then sighed (EMO!!)
chnace, alreayd in his super awseome ghost tshirt n cool accessories and whatnot, waited as blue hair and pronouns got up from his bed before goijng toward dresser to grab soem clothng (also jhis own super awesome t shirt trust me bro)
befroe exiting the latter's bedroom, chance called back and yelled "okay hwen you fnishe changjign come so we can get costumes/cosplays or whatevr and facepaint on. your slowass better hurry up or im leacvign IWTHOUT YOU" (hes not)
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aftetr an ETERNITY OF WAITING the two of jtebm were finally dress n ready for the ritual and looked super fuckin cool. the fags decided 2 go as terzo and omega because what the fuck those two are GAY. adn so are they honestly wahtever. guest didnt wear the ghoul mask fully but just let it sit on the side of face kidna or something. chance was the 4'9 bitch.(
chance sat in the passenger seat (sleep token reference/??/??? i wajsm just somebody in your passenger seat.,. ok im done im sorry) and scrolld throguh his spotify to plauy ghost songs in the car while one of th egays (guest obv) drove. the two of the m were singing the entire time becuase why the fuck not.
it took about liek 10 minutes for them to get to the concert. probably becuase guest was llike speedin the entire time but somehow they didnt get pulled over. i get an adrenaline rush too when kaisarion is playing bro youre all good. but then the struggled to find parking snice the cocert was staring in 20 minutes so there were A LOT of people.
once they did adn chance got out of the car he shouted "oh my gosh look how many gay people there are." at all th pe oeple who were walking into the arena . "whatevre shutp lets go already." omega cosplayer was saying all brooding for some reason. wbprov beause he was tired btu he should just go cyr baout it. blue haired and edgy.
while holding HANDS . the two of them walked itno teh arena and found their syper cool spots because hios is a ghost concert remember. "wher are we sitting again??" guests clueless ass asked. hes a but stupdi or whatever BULYL HIM NOW. "IM FINNA BE IN THE PIT!!1!" chance eagerly hrined. frm from the pinnacle to the pit??!? holy shti dude. uhm,
as the tw o of them were IN THE PIT!!1! (s) they waited tofr the ritual 2 start so they could scream at teh tippy top of their lungs liek little gays that they are,. they wer also itll holding hands. you knw why/ uhhh theo tohter peole in the pit too were sufhfling try to make it to the side s of the stage where either sodo n phantom were because of bias or like. the y have favorite ghouls,. gamblr and war veterna stood in the middle becaus papa n rain. rain ass,,. heh.
eventually the sconer tstarted and imperium started palying and then everythign got loud as UFCK and hten kaisarion started playing YAYAYFGY HJHWOOOHO OOO erm. copia eneteed t onthe stage in his cool shiny golden coata nd micortpone and whatever and so di the three guitar ghousls =,. chance scream when he saw rian because rain is hsi favorite guys trust me. i knw ojsi favorite ghoul you otta believe me . guest likes cumulus.
"kaisarionnnn a aprochepy told were ubilding our empiiiire for mthe ashes of an olddd.l " copia sang in hsu jcool ass voicel. its copa ifgus. thhe two gays in the crowd also sanf along while STLL golding hands. aftej the first htree songs and papa began to talk 2 the crowd he noticed the guests bright blue ass hair which was NOT beug covered tby the meliora ghoul amsk and noticed him hoding the gamblers hand and hten pointed them out to the entire stadium.
"we supprort yu guys dnt worry. keep being gya." he said into tje microphone oh so very nicely. "oka ythe next song we are gonan isng is from impera. I EHAR A BEAT COMING ON. HIT IT CIRRUS!!1!" and then spillways started playing. wowee os cool. cirrus. hi cirrus. (during mummy dust they shouted n cheered very loudly for cirrus because its CIRRUS and he r kyetar solo is so frickin cool)
as htey continued through the concert chance alreayd lost his voice only halfway throug hand was wheezing while trrying to sing. guest looked at him and asked if he was oka y but hcance couldnt speak nso he nodded but stull contunued to use wahtevr else was left. gust sang too but only lost his voice at the end of the concert during the encore when kiss the go goat was palying. at jehe end of that the two (3 letter wordstha t starts with f and ends with g 🙀)s kissed beauae its KISS the go goat.
copia clapped 4 them and caleld them gay agian because thats what they are. anway htey daanced duting dance macabre and hada few people acutaly claear a littl bit f oteh pit for the m to dance together .w ow who knew peo;e would acknowlede these 2. erm. anyway as the concert ened copia siad hs final pseach thingy nand thehn the y everything happend but "tje if ou dont haeve someone 2 ufck with og fuck yourself thig" he made sure to add "rhat included you two ." adn then the ritual ended and everyone was happy n sad at the same itme.
guest n chance smleld at eachother becuae the comcer twas suepr duepr cool . "thank yiou for omcing to the pride parade with me guest. " chance said. whiel aslo holding his hand. STILL. "yorue welcome fag 💙." and then they lived happily ever afeter because therer gays so. no im not writing them freaky you FREAKS. theh sjtu watched rhrn together afterwards even though it was late but tehy didnt care. wowoeee