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1. everytime i sit around i find i'm shot by melissaspinkhat

   Fandoms: Yellowjackets (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   17 May 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Melissa/Shauna Shipman
   • Shauna Shipman
   • Melissa (Yellowjackets)
   • Gen (Yellowjackets)
   • Mari (Yellowjackets)
   • Lottie Matthews
   • Natalie Scatorccio
   • Van Palmer
   • Taissa Turner
   • Misty Quigley
   • Laura Lee (Yellowjackets)
   • Crystal (Yellowjackets)
   • Akilah (Yellowjackets)
   • Alternate Universe - No Plane Crash (Yellowjackets)
   • Alternate Universe - The Yellowjackets Go to Nationals
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Alternate Universe - Shauna Shipman Does Not Have Sex With Jeff Sadecki
   • jeff is not mentioned in here i hope he DIES
   • Minor Van Palmer/Taissa Turner
   • Teen Timeline (Yellowjackets)
   • I don't know how to tag!
   • Melissa is a stoner in this
   • and also very much a talkative loser
   • if Shauna seems OOC in this it's because she hasn't experienced the Horrors like in the actual show
   • i don't have a single serious bone in my body i'm so sorry
   • no beta we die like laura lee
   • Title from a pavement song
   • ShaunaHat
   • Underage Drinking
   • Mild Sexual Content
   • i guess
   • lottielauranat if you squint?????
   • genmari is also there!

   Summary

   Melissa never expected this trip to Nationals to be anything more than a weekend of soccer, team bonding, and trying not to kill her annoying teammates. She finds herself stuck in the situation of being hotel roommates with Shauna Shipman. Melissa's quick to realize she might be in way over her head, because Shauna is looking at her like she sees something worth paying attention to, and Melissa has no idea what to do with that.

   or

   The classic AU type where the Yellowjackets manage to land safely in Seattle and actually get to play in the Nationals. The twist comes in the shape of Melissa having to share a hotel room with Shauna, and things escalate from there.

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   English

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