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I was born and raised in the streets… a white suburban street, but I digress. My parents were terrible people–they didn't buy me the MacBook they promised when I graduated high school.
My dad was addicted to gambling. He played poker with his brothers every weekend– for five dollars.
My mother was diabolical. She would promise to pick me up from high school, but would forget, meaning I had to walk all the way down the street to go home.
I have a younger brother and an older sister, both of whom were assholes. They never agreed to share snacks with me.
I was accepted into a terrible university for a physics degree, which claimed to have some of the best physicists in the world, but it was all Africans and Asians! Clearly just diversity hires.
When I left for college, my parents only gave me an allowance of 500 a month, like, I am not a child!
I was assigned some jock roommate. I contemplated murder every day of our three year stay. He would talk all day about the college teams despite me clearly ignoring him.
I took interest in an optic class and subsequently an electromagnetism class. The rest was history. I found my reckoning studying everything to do with light, as, (let's be real, all things white are superior.) I enjoy the subject immensely.
After I got my degree with excellence, I almost immediately got a job researching weapons for the military. They treated me with the respect I so greatly deserve, and I built laser weapons that could liquefy cars, among other things.
My last research project was concerning a human sized suit that incorporated my technologies to create a soldier capable of handling any number of men, ranging from rioters, to criminals, to even small armies. To do this, I was transferred into some Mage Academy bullshit to learn some light magic. Turns out I have an affinity for magic related to the number of magical circuits in my body.
After I aced my time in the Academy, as I always do, I had to complete a mission for the academy to get my certificate.
It was then when I met him– Galaxy-Eyes Cipher Dragon! The dragon to end all dragons! He showed me that the world is more than my stupid life of study study work study! That I can be someone! That I can see things! That I am what they called… AN OMEN!
I managed to steal the suit I made, and I joined Cipher on a trip across the OMNIVERSE! Along the way, I discovered more magic, more power. I upgraded my armor and formed a familiar pact with Cipher and found the cure to death itself!
The world smiles upon me and blesses me with luck wherever I go! No pain or suffering concerns me, except for a reward that pleases my taste!
I AM TRULY THE MOST IMPORTANT MAN IN THE UNIVERSE! AND IF ANYONE THINKS OTHERWISE! REVEAL YOURSELF SO THAT I MAY PROVE YOU WRONG!