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Published:
2025-03-23
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2026-03-01
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42/?
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Ninja Things - Naruto Chatfic

Summary:

Modern high school AU crack chatfic
There's an OC in there but she's kinda just there with all the chaos

[sophie more owo]
Naruto added Sasuke, Sakura, Fuyuka, Shika, Choji, Ino, Hinata, Kiba, Gaara

Naruto
Am I missing someone
Nah

Hinata
I think you forgot shino

Naruto
Who?

Sakura
Bug boy w/ goggles

Naruto
OHH

Chapter Text

[sophie more owo]

Naruto added Sasuke, Sakura, Fuyuka, Shika, Choji, Ino, Hinata, Kiba, Gaara

 

Naruto

Am I missing someone

Nah

 

Hinata

I think you forgot shino

 

Naruto

Who?

 

Sakura

Bug boy w/ goggles

 

Naruto

OHH

 

Naruto added Shino

 

Shino

I will remember this blasphemy, Naruto.

 

Kiba

Who says blasphemy old ahh man

 

Shino

Count your days Kiba

 

Choji

Sos sos cant find chips

Oh nvm

 

Gaara

What.

What is This

 

Shika

Naru did u srsly add gaara wo his siblings

 

Ino

Lazy ahh type write the full words pineapple

And yeah naruto why

 

Gaara

What.

 

Naruto

Bbbbut this is the sophie more chat

 

Fuyuka changed the group name to sophs and co

 

Fuyuka

Done and dusted

 

Naruto

fIne

 

Naruto added Temari and Kankuro

 

Temari

Yoo whats up

 

Gaara

Why can’t I leave.

Naruto let me leave.

 

Temari

Dont worry nee san is here to protect you

 

Gaara

Temari shut up

 

Sakura

Misoginy

 

Shika

*misogyny

 

Kiba

Idk bro

Are you saying that cuz ur misogynistic

Misoginistic

Mysogynystik

Shit

 

Shika

No I just possess a brain

 

Fuyuka

Ay who wants to play exploding kittens

 

Choji

No

Never again

 

Naruto

What’s so weird about exploding kittens

What even is it

 

Fuyuka

The most awesome card game

 

Sasuke added Deidara

 

Sasuke

If it has exploding in it

 

Ino

Who’s this

Why does that pfp look like me

 

Sakura

Holy shit ur twins

 

Deidara

Wtf don’t add me to random sophomore chats kid

 

Kiba

Who is this guy why does he seem like a

A

A...

*whisper* junior

 

Deidara

Sasuke’s my mortal enemy’s little brother

And yes I’m a junior have a problem

 

Shino

Kiba

Rest in pieces

 

Hinata

It’s technically rest in piece!

 

Shino

Pieces

 

Temari

RIP - rest in pain

 

Ino

Yknow there’s a student (nick?)named pain

And if you rest IN pain its like ur fucking

 

Deidara

WHT THE FUCK

Pajn is m fujking club’s leadr??

 

Sasuke

That is not english

 

Deidara

Shut up

 

Kankuro

Also het

*hey

 

Naruto

Hetrosecual detected!!

 

Shika

*heterosexual

 

Kiba

🤓👆

SoRRY dobt jill ne pls

 

Shino

Don’t worry nobody will jill you kiba

🪲🦟🪳 (bug emojis in case device doesn’t display)

Therapeutic emojis

 

Hinata

Very nice, shino!

 

Deidara

No