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1. String Up the Bard by aww_yeah

   Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Black Mirror (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   23 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Astarion/Gale (Baldur's Gate)
   • Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
   • Gale (Baldur's Gate)
   • Karlach (Baldur's Gate)
   • Minthara Baenre
   • Wyll (Baldur's Gate)
   • Lae'zel (Baldur's Gate)
   • Tav (Baldur's Gate)
   • Halsin (Baldur's Gate)
   • Shadowheart (Baldur's Gate)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • POV Alternating
   • Dating
   • Bloodweave
   • Romance
   • Humour
   • Angst and Fluff and Smut
   • Mutual Pining
   • Idiots in Love
   • I'm not going to tag all the relationships because that ruins the fun
   • Just know that there will be many
   • Smut tags will be added as we go
   • Making Out
   • Oral Sex
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Cunnilingus
   • Masturbation

   Summary

   Have you ever wanted to find The One? Your Ultimate Compatible Other? Look no further than The System. Our complex algorithm ensures 99.8% compatibility, guaranteed.

    

   In the distant future of Faerûn, Astarion and Gale find themselves working through a dating system where people are matched to (and allocated set time with) potential suitors.

   The algorithm isn't perfect, but everything happens for a reason.

   Based on Hang the DJ (episode 4, season 4 of Black Mirror).

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   19,268

   Chapters:

   3/?

   Comments:

   16

   Kudos:

   34

   Bookmarks:

   7

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