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1. To be Good by seagull_soda for ForeThot, Dummptruck

   Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   23 Mar 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Astarion/Gale (Baldur's Gate)
   • Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
   • Gale (Baldur's Gate)
   • Gale is a cave wizard
   • Astarion is a cave vampire
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • caveman AU
   • about as historically accurate as that one Spongebob episode
   • Predator/Prey
   • Blood Drinking
   • Dry Humping
   • Monosyllabic
   • baldur's Cave
   • Unga Bunga Darling
   • warning for a bit of suicidal ideation

   Summary

   Sharp man was good at hunt. Sharp man found him on hunt. Crept up on Gale with eyes that shone red in the night like fish scales. Said he would rip him up with his too-long claws and eat him with his too-long teeth... but Gale had shrunk too small. Would make for a bad meal, sad and sour and not worth the work of a kill.

   More ways Gale was no good.

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   Or- fixing Gale's horrible self-worth issues by (consensually!!!) hunting him for sport! For the Baldur's Cave monosyllabic writing challenge 💜

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