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san lang knows everything (unfortunately) by applechomp
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Mar 2025
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Summary
By the time they finished eating, Xie Lian had almost forgotten he was supposed to be investigating. Hua Cheng paid the bill before Xie Lian could even reach for his wallet (which was also suspicious—did he have some kind of notification system for that too??????)
As they walked outside, Xie Lian turned to Hua Cheng. “You know, this was nice. Two totally normal best friends having a completely normal lunch.”
Hua Cheng hummed. “Of course, gege.”
Xie Lian smiled. Then paused.
Wait.
He squinted. “San Lang, did I pick this restaurant… or did you make me think I picked this restaurant?”
Hua Cheng smirked. “What do you think?”
xie lian’s life is perfectly normal—until he notices hua cheng’s uncanny knack for predicting his every move. (best friends don’t psychic-text you to go home before you collapse, right??) armed with a notes app and questionable detective skills, xie lian vows to uncover the truth.
