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1. Loki Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things (or How Clint adopted a half-alien kid and wound up with 4 additional alien kids) by MnR

   Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, F/M
   • Work in Progress

   03 Jun 2016

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Eventually Clint Barton/Loki
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers
   • Bruce Banner/Tony Stark
   • Natasha Romanov/Sam Wilson
   • Clint Barton
   • Kate Bishop
   • Original Child Character(s)
   • Lucky (Hawkeye)
   • Natasha Romanova
   • Loki (Marvel)
   • Fenrir Lokison
   • Hela Lokidottir
   • Jormugand Lokison
   • Slepnir Lokison
   • Steve Rogers
   • James "Bucky" Barnes
   • Thor (Marvel)
   • Bruce Banner
   • Tony Stark
   • Sam Wilson (Marvel)
   • Clint Barton Feels
   • Clint Barton is a secret sap
   • Daddy Clint
   • Who let him have a child?
   • Loki forgot to use protection
   • Loki is why we can't have nice things
   • Post-Avengers (2012)
   • MovieComic Mashup
   • Loki has how many kids?
   • Clint's home for wayward alien kids
   • redeemed loki
   • Canon Divergence - Post-Avengers (2012)
   • Post-Captain America: The Winter Soldier
   • Canon Divergence - Thor: The Dark World
   • Post-Avengers: Age of Ultron (Movie)
   • Canon Divergence - Avengers: Age of Ultron (Movie)

   Summary

   Clint knew what it was like to feel unwanted. That's why he always visited Ms. Mary's Home for Girls. During his latest visit he meets a very pretty, very little, very blue toddler who's piercing green eyes, and otherworldly language tells him everything he needs to know. Now he's juggling being an Avenger, being a landlord, being a mentor, and being a father. Being a father to a little girl with 4 older siblings, 4 older siblings who want to get to know their little sister, and get to know the man their father couldn't stop talking about.

   Rating is for language only right now. The Avengers can be a mouthy bunch.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Clint Barton's Home for Wayward Aliens

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   10,525

   Chapters:

   7/10

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