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one day. green ole mechanic made his merry fucking way to the front lines and like a fucking idiot tried to be aggressive and use gutbuster and mini sentry . Direct hit jumpsca r He died
he then tried stock
He died
Mechanic was Losing his Shit Balls Kind Of
mechanic calls out agent but its too Late. That fucking Doctor just got put into her super awesome chainstab video . Mechanic must do somethign about this so he heads in to one on one melee that fucker with Southern Hospitality.
"You dare challenge me, cretin?" called out the fucker that nobody likes lets be real here guys like cmo
"yeah sure" said Mechanic TC2 2025
"hiiyaaah" they both fought epicly and mechanic hit some pretty crazy bleed damage
And then they both die
Mechanic loses it and he violently shakes trooper in the spawn room while screaming and Trooper is fuckin tweaking on the nine and Mechanic gets votekicked
he then ate arsonist. this is the happy ending