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new day, new mechanic . or wharever they Say. Mechanic Once Again Makes his Merry Way. Except this time. It's Banana Shore. Because everyone picks payload for some reason
during the setuo time mechanic , still gnawing on arsonist like some fuckass beef jerky, was planning hsi Aprpoach. This time Mechabic uses zthe Avengeance . and the Wringler and the Katana because He can do that havent you played the most recent update The Garoogler Update it's a veey good update it added Mechanic Vs Machine and brought back the gutbuster snowball gimmick so you get speed and health afrer kills again gogugughPlease, The Amazing Digital Dorcus. Bring it back. Please.
after that amazing sidetra ck from the narrator mechanic rolled out and witnessed trooper genuinely tuhweeaaking as per usual and marksman was just hosting a lemonadr stand
mechancig got Pissed. He Lost his Piss Squares, Kind Of. His Shit Balls, Even.
"yo team what the FUCK are we mechenuinely doing red team is going to wipe the floor with us GET THAT GEAR IN GEAR."
when trooper (who should be renamed to plooper btw No this fic is not propoganda to get tc2 to comply to my amazing ideas) heard this prhsse bhe started tweaking even harder and he got up and strangled mechanic and told him to get thar gear in gear and snapped mechanic's neck
sans from red team lowk just watched from a distance as the rest of grn team slacked off like genuinely they were playing fucking vs bosses community servers who even plays those
And then. It hapepened. Mechanic lost his spit dodecahedrons and genuinely globbleblasted his entire team with the avengeance except for trooper who tweaked so hard that he fucking died
finalylg. mechanic had true peace and then his one and only nemesis re-appeared..
Agent From Red Team
And this time. zhe was Ready to win for real as she stepped aside to reveal that she had fucking Goku on her side
"i hear dyou were pretty Strong, Kenneth M. Gaster." goku said aura-ly as he floated
"genuinely what the fuck Agent A. Agent why would you do this to me" said mechanic tc2 himsrlf and he had a good fucking reason to say that
"i was bored" said agent
"Wlel. Its's okay. I have a trick up my five sleeves." Mechanic Said even More Aura-ful-ly and then agent pea showed up making peashooter noises with his massive blunt-silencer in his Pea???? Mouth?????
"You." agent said angerly. "I know you." Agent said Agently, her Agents Agenting around the Room (/ref) "You're Agent Pea. youre DONE!!! IM THE Onyl Agent."
but agent pea looked at her for a moment and then he said "wait agent hear me out"
Mechanic looked fucking confusd and sans and goku just started to play chess together while this bullshit went down
"What You want Agemt Pea from Plants VS Zombies: Garden Warfare™?" said angent
"i want you" said agent pea "broette i really like you broette and i can show you the way of jumping in the air all the fucking time and using chili bean bomb in every situation except for when it'd actually be useful"
agent was deeply moved and she smilws "yes we can be together agent pea i love you too" and then they lvied happily ever after and agent became a pogo pea main
Mechnaic fucking died on the spot and trooper plooper schlooper dooper lowkey flopped like a fish onto the cart and pushed it into last and won the game and goku and sans floated off into the sunset leaving Kenneth M. Gaster and his world behind.
As soon as mechanic respawned he rebuilt arsonist and ate him again. This is the good ending.