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there are zero braincells in this house-
Monday, December 23, 1:06
stelle: @Caelus
stelle: kys
caelus: tf did i do
stelle: idk lol
stelle: jst wanted to say that
caelus: fuck u
march: thts mean
stelle: thats the point
caelus: @Silverwolf
caelus: 200 cash for Stelles search history
stelle: WHAR
stelle: NO
> caelus : 200 cash…
silverwolf: bet
stelle: NO
stelle: KYS
silverwolf:
‘what is baby oil
what is a diddy party and what does it mean when someone invites me to one
is my brother gay
hot women near me
how do i respond to children calling me old because of my gray hair but i was born with it
at what temperature do bones turn to ash
how long does it take for someone to be burned alive
how long would it take for someone at 150 lbs to burn completely
what does hookup mean
how to tell if a woman is flirting with me
Mu Qing x Feng Xin’
caelus: i am not gay
serval: that last one is actually so real tho
stelle: gay enemies to lovers for life
aventurine: @Ratio
topaz: ur so desperate iT HURTS
aventurine: SHUT UP
aventurine: ATLEAST IM NOT POOR
topaz: IM GOING TO SKIN U ALIVE ISTG
stelle: lowkey
stelle: that sound kinda hot ngl
topaz: what
himiko: seek professional help please and thank you
caelus: how are we related
stelle: arent u literaly a prostitute
caelus: IT WAS ONE TIME
march: excuse me
bronya: the fact it happened at all is concerning
caelus: no guys listen
caelus: its not weird
stelle: any kind of prostitution is weird bro
caelus: no
caelus: wait
caelus: im not weird guys
danheng: you participated in prostitution
caelus: twenty dollars is twenty dollars man
caelus: im broke
aventurine: im not but stay safe out there
caelus: fuck u bro
aventurine: is that gonna cost me money or…?
caelus: NO
caelus: IM NOT A FUCKING PROSTITUTE
caelus: IT WAS ONE TIME
stelle: WHICH IS ONE TIME TOO MANY DUMBASS
gepard: im sorry
gepard: prostitution?
caelus: u guys r making it sound bad
stelle: BCUZ IT IS U DUMBASS
caelus: whar
danheng: prostitution is illegal
caelus: WAT
caelus: NO
caelus: I DIDNT BREAK THE LAW GUYS I SWEAR
stelle: u admitted prostitution
caelus: i was being silly?
aventurine: bro
caelus: IM BROKE
caelus: I NEEDED THE MONEY
stelle: sure
topaz: how much did you get paid
caelus: 100 000
aventurine: WHAT
topaz: HOW LONG AGO WAS THSI
caelus: lik six months
caelus: y
asta: DID YOU ALREADY SPEND IT ALL
caelus: rent is expensive
caelus: i hve like 50 000 left
sampo: GIMME SOME OF THAT
sampo: TF
caelus: no
caelus: i need it
stelle: you need 50k?
stelle: how much debt do u hve
caelus: a lot
caelus: 🥲
aventurine: culdnt be me
aventurine: im the one collecting debt
caelus: fck u
silverwolf: he has over 3 mil currntly in his bank account
stelle: BRUH
caelus: i am willin to extend my services to get som tht
aventurine: erm
aventurine: no
caelus: GODDAMIT
stelle: IVE BECOME A LITERAL SCAVENGER BRO
stelle: PLS
stelle: IVE NVR BEEN A PROSTUTE
aventurine: no
aventurine: lol
stelle: fck u
stelle: im going to marry ur mom
aventurine: shes ded
aventurine: so
stelle: *marry ur moms corpse
caelus: wild
caelus: can i join
firefly: u all have problems
stelle: im a necromancer
caelus: *we
silverwolf: @firefly
silverwolf: do u got the goods
firefly: IM NOT GETTING U DRUGS
sampo: y not
firefly: r u dumb
firefly: im not going to jail
stelle: arent u in a sacrificial cult
firefly: NO
caelus: thats not wat the stellaron hunters r
blade: no
kafka: maybe
silverwolf: yes
firefly: bru
firefly: we litrly jst meet ti play video games
silverwolf: we hve multiple shrines
silverwolf: in blades room
firefly: one of them is denfeng bro
firefly: blades the only 1 that wuld be ina cult
danfeng: what
blade: ive showed u before
danfeng: that was a shrine???
stelle: yall r provin my point
firefly: actly kys
firefly: im not in a cult
jingliu: i am
jingliu: and im very open about it
stelle: that doesnt surprise me
caelus: suspicion confirmed