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Dumb as rocks.
John Marston was dumb as fucking rocks.
Because only a man that’s dumb as rocks would find a mysterious goop in a caldron, in the middle of the woods, with no one around to tell him not to drink it or what is in it, and decide “fuck it” and chug down a glass just for the hell of it.
-John drinks the witch's brew and comes down with a fever and a hunger for mexican cousine
