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1. Not the sharpest tool in the shed by Delulu_fangurl

   Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F, F/M, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   05 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto
   • Haruno Sakura/Yamanaka Ino
   • Nara Shikamaru/Temari
   • Hyuuga Hinata/Inuzuka Kiba
   • Hyuuga Neji/Tenten
   • Kankurou (Naruto)/Original Male Character(s)
   • Gaara/Rock Lee
   • Akimichi Chouji
   • Nara Shikamaru
   • Uzumaki Naruto
   • Haruno Sakura
   • Hyuuga Hinata
   • Inuzuka Kiba
   • Hyuuga Neji
   • Tenten (Naruto)
   • Uchiha Sasuke
   • Sai (Naruto)
   • Gaara (Naruto)
   • Kankurou (Naruto)
   • Temari (Naruto)
   • Yamanaka Ino
   • Hatake Kakashi
   • Jiraiya (Naruto)
   • Rock Lee
   • Tsunade (Naruto)
   • Maito Gai | Might Guy
   • Sarutobi Asuma
   • Umino Iruka
   • Uchiha Itachi
   • Yuuhi Kurenai
   • Orochimaru (Naruto)
   • Aburame Shino
   • chatfic
   • Texting
   • naruto - Freeform
   • Everyone is Gay
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • highschool
   • writing the fanfic i wanted to read
   • not american
   • they are all clueless
   • No beta we die like Neji
   • Crack
   • except some straight people
   • most adult are only mentioned
   • temari and tenten are my favorite characters sorry
   • not sorry
   • Uzumaki Naruto is a Ray of Sunshine
   • naruto deserved so much more
   • Naruto needs a hug
   • Uzumaki Naruto Has ADHD
   • I literaly forgot my boy shino for the first ten minutes of writing this
   • love my boy shino

   Summary

   -Foxyboy has created a group chat-
   -Foxyboy has named the groupchat "Mickey-Mouse slaughterhouse"
   -Foxyboy has added Emoboy, pinkypie, knifebitch and 8 other people-

    

   Sasuke: what the hell is this

    

   Naruto: a group chat :)

    

   Shikamaru: can i leave

    

   Shikamaru: i wanna leave

    

   Naruto: no :p

    

   Shikamaru: what a drag...

    

   .I do not own Naruto, all credit goes to Kishimoto.

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

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