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1. I want trees instead of gravestones and nothing to confess by cullenasaurus (megasaurus)

   Fandoms: Dragon Age II, Dragon Age (Video Games)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   09 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hawke/Varric Tethras
   • Varric Tethras
   • Male Hawke (Dragon Age)
   • Anders (Dragon Age)
   • Omorashi
   • Wetting
   • Desperation
   • Masturbation
   • Hawke & Varric Tethras Friendship
   • Varric Tethras Is So Done
   • Varric Tethras Being Varric Tethras
   • Pre-Relationship
   • Watersports
   • Sexual Experimentation
   • aka varric isnt as normal and well adjusted as he thinks he is
   • Drunkenness
   • Hawke is a Menace (Dragon Age)
   • Hawke is a Mess (Dragon Age)
   • piss as a metaphor for falling in love
   • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Dry Humping
   • Wet Dream
   • Implied Consent
   • Bed-Wetting
   • On Purpose
   • Blow Jobs

   Summary

   Everyone’s wet themselves before. Unavoidable fact of life. ‘Cept he was a kid then, and he was an adult now, and he needed to make adult choices, such as going to the privy like a normal and well-adjusted, taxpaying dwarf.

   But he kept hesitating, again and again, and Hawke’s drunken slurry of words kept ringing in his ears.

   I like losing control.

   Losing control?

   Having control over losing control.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   11,074

   Chapters:

   5/?

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