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    “You are getting to that age,” Kaori says. “I suppose it’s high time we had this talk.”

    “Huh?”

    “We’ll start with protection.”

    Yuuji gets a clue—violently.

    “No!” he yelps, dropping his chopsticks to cross his arms in front of him. “Nope. No. Not happening.”

    Kaori only looks amused. “Is that so?”

    “No,” Yuuji says emphatically. “I don’t need to hear all that.”

    “I doubt that very much,” she says, arching an eyebrow. “I know the state of sex education in this district. It’s abysmal. You need better info—”

    “I know how sex works, Mum!”

    “Have you had any?”

    “No, but—”

    “The internet then,” she says sagely.

    Yuuji eyes the spaghetti left on his plate, considering drowning himself in it.

    Then she says, “Don’t be embarrassed. I don’t necessarily disbelieve you.”

    Yuuji squints at her. “Really?”

    “Of course. A parent should have faith in their children. I’m willing to take your word for many things, Yuuji—if you can prove its worth.”

    In the Itadori household, a dinner conversation about Yuuji’s first kiss turns into a live demonstration of the importance of safe sex.

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