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1. I Am At The Center Of Everything That Pickles To Me by nobodysystem

   Fandoms: SCP Foundation  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • No category
   • Complete Work

   02 Apr 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • James Talloran
   • Pickles - Freeform
   • Nonbinary Character
   • April Fools' Day
   • mile long shitpost
   • assume MOST content warnings from 3999 apply
   • Pls do read this tho we spent so much time on it (sob)

   Summary

   The pickling agent spits out a weak sigh. "Order is to be discarded like a humanoid melting like cabbage on the breakfast table. Order is the way of villains. True good is the unceasing brine, shrinking and salting and souring. You happy yet?"

   [for april fool's day 2025 we changed our url to "pickleclef" and posted a variety of terrible pickle rick-themed scp(ickle) content. our magnum opus was a full "rewrite" of scp-3999 that nobody read because it was the full text of scp-3999 with pickle rick jokes posted as a single tumblr post. here i hope it can live on in a more permanent format.

   funniest shit i've ever seen.]

   Language:

   English

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   8,957

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   Kudos:

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