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Know When To Hold 'Em

Summary:

Isabeau and Siffrin are forced to play a little game.

Notes:

FOR IS&T FANS:

This work contains spoilers for the RE7 Banned Footage #2 DLC, "21". YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

FOR RE7 FANS:

This work doesn't really spoil IS&T, but it's a good game so play it!

Chapter 1: Welcome to Hell

Chapter Text

{...}

{You wake up, groggy.}

{Where are you?}

 

{Well, you're sitting at what looks to be a pool table of some type.}

{As you go to move your hand to get up, your immediate first realization is that your hand is strapped onto... something , attached to the table.}

{You look up to see your surroundings and...}

{ Is that Sif? }

 

"Sif? Is that you?"


{Sif looks up at you, now. They seem equally confused as you are.}

 

" Isa? "

 

{Both of you jump when what looks to be Crafted mirrors shine behind each of you.}

{Someone appears on them.}

 

"Hey... Hey! Look at me! Yeah, look at me.~"

" There you go! ~"

"Now, I wonder..."

 

{They lean back in their chair.}

 

" Do you have what it takes? "

 

{ What it takes..? }

 

"You see, you two..."

 

{They pause.}

 

"...are going to play a little game."

"And whoever wins ..."

 

{They pull out a small figurine of the Change God, and start walking it like a toy.}

 

"...gets to walk on outta here alive~"

"So pay attention! "

"Because it's life..."

 

{They snap the figurine in two at the neck.}

 

" Or death! Hee hee hee~ "

 

{They mutter something under their breath that you can’t quite make out.}

 

“Do you like cards?”

 

{Two playing cards slide out to your side of the table. One is face down, the other face up. It’s the same for Sif.}

 

“...’Xcept, we don’t bet with chips around here…”

 

{A spotlight shines on both your hand and Sif’s…}

{...and a miniature guillotine erects over both Sif’s pinky finger and yours..!}

 

If you catch my drift.

 

{The Crafted mirrors return to a shade, but with a glow.}

{Sif looks back to you, clearly hyperventilating.}

 

Isa… they said that they’d let the winner go…

 

{?}

 

What do you mean, Sif?

What do you think, Isa? Do you believe the-

 

{Sif is cut off by the person’s voice returning, even though the mirrors haven’t changed.}

 

And now, I’ll explain the rules of the game!

“You both have played Blackjack, right?”

 

{You have, when you were a defender still, but you aren’t sure about Sif.}

 

“You just draw cards, trying to add up to twenty-one!”

“Go over twenty-one–and you lose!

 

{Sif tries to pull their arm out of the guillotine, to no avail.}

 

Wait, wait! This is blinding crazy!

 

{The person ignores them.}

 

So! Say your prayers and let the games begin!