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“Sergeant.”
“Yes, sir?”
“Do you know anything about why I came home to find a parcel waiting for me with six pairs of lavender socks inside?”
“Yes, sir. Don’t you remember? You appeared to like my socks so much I bought you some of your very own.”
“I see. In that case, you’d better get over here. Immediately, Sergeant.”
“Sir?”
“Now. And it’s just as well you ordered six pairs.”
“It is, sir?”
“Oh, yes. By my calculations, once you’ve knotted them together that should be just enough for a blindfold, a gag and wrist-ties. All colour-coordinated, like.”
“...Yes, sir.”