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Group - HEROIC!!
Sunday, 2pm
LNZ
Heyyy
First event with you guys!! Super excited 😄
SunPayus
Hola 👋
tN1R
Hello.
LNZ
Hiii
xfl0ud
Stfu old man
yxngstxr
Yasin😭
LNZ
bro we have like 2 months difference
xfl0ud
Yes
Old
SunPayus
Should I be offended rn
xfl0ud
No only Linus
LNZ
I
…
Okay whatever
We will arrive at the hotel tomorrow morning, the 4 rooms are all booked
tN1R
👍
SunPayus
Okay
Wait 4 rooms?
LNZ
Yes
Yasin and Simon are staying in the same room
xfl0ud
Roommates 🥰
SunPayus
Um okay
Why tho
LNZ
Idk man you ask them
yxngstxr
Tbh I am not sure
It has just kinda always been like that
Since sangal too yk
SunPayus
Aight bet
xfl0ud
Also saves team money
That they can use on de-aging pills for Linus
LNZ
💀
Group - HEROIC!!
Tuesday, 3pm
xfl0ud
I am bored
Anyone wanna go get kebab
SunPayus
Sorry man I was just about to take a nap
tN1R
I have already eaten.
xfl0ud
No worries
What about you guys @yxngstxr @LNZ my sexy swedish sardines
LNZ
Ew
Please don’t ever call me that again
Also no, sorry, I apparently have special IGL media thing soon 🥲
yxngstxr
I’m down
xfl0ud
SIMON
BANGER
It’s a date! I’ll pick you up at 7❤️ (or whatever they say)
(Also by “7” I mean in like 5 minutes, I am aware that it is 3 pm)
yxngstxr
Hahaha alright
Aren’t you in the bathroom though
Like on the other side of the door
In our room
xfl0ud
Yes
But I wanted to be dramatic and quote some movie script
yxngstxr
😭👍
Chat - LNZ, yxngstxr
Tuesday, 3pm
LNZ
So..
yxngstxr
Weren’t you supposed to be in the media thing
LNZ
Yes but I’m currently hiding from them behind a plant
yxngstxr
Tf😭
LNZ
To ask..
You and Yasin huh?
Alone..
yxngstxr
Yeah?
We’ve gotten kebab just us two plenty of times before
LNZ
Yes
But as a date..
yxngstxr
Hahaha he’s just joking
LNZ
Sure
yxngstxr
What’s that supposed to mean😭
LNZ
🤦
Forget it
Please tell me about this jokingly one-on-one kebab date when you get back tho
yxngstxr
Uh sure
But why
LNZ
No reason😄
yxngstxr
?
LNZ
Anyway
My igl duties call
yxngstxr
Linus??
Dude😭
Chat - LNZ, yxngstxr
Tuesday, 10pm
yxngstxr
Hi
LNZ
BRO
I thought you died or something
How were you gone for that many hours
yxngstxr
😭 LMAO relax we’re back now
LNZ
Literally what took you so long
yxngstxr
Did you wanna hear about it or not
Even tho I still don’t understand why
LNZ
Okok tell me
yxngstxr
So apparently I have “awful kebab taste”
Cuz I wanted Swedish kebab
LNZ
Swedish kebab good
yxngstxr
YES RIGHT
But anyway
Yasin was like “no” and we went to Turkish kebab place
And gotta admit
It was good
LNZ
Okay Turkish kebab with the Turkish man
Wow very exciting
But why so much time
yxngstxr
Ah we went to get Turkish ice cream after
Cuz his “tastebuds needed to be cleansed after seeing Swedish kebab”
LNZ
Lol he’s so dramatic
yxngstxr
Yeah
It’s kinda funny tho
LNZ
Mhm..
What happened then
yxngstxr
Um
We
Ate the turkish ice cream?
What else would we do
Why are you so invested in this we literally just got kebab and he bought me ice cream 😭
LNZ
AW HE BOUGHT YOU ICE CREAM HUH
yxngstxr
Yeah?
He ordered in Turkish and all
I like when he speaks Turkish
LNZ
Bro how are you not seeing this
yxngstxr
Seeing what
LNZ
😩 oof
Nothing man don’t worry about it
Group - HEROIC!!
Wednesday, 10am
SunPayus
Um
Was it just me that heard like an extremely loud noise
tN1R
No.
I hear too.
SunPayus
Kinda sounded like a walrus
LNZ
💀
I think it was just Yasin going “suiiiiii”
xfloud
Hell yeah it was
SUIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
yxngstxr
Guys send help this is what I live with every day
LNZ
Not that you mind..
yxngstxr
Wdym
LNZ
😔
xfl0ud
Hey I am a good roommate!!
Also @SunPayus if you think I sound like a walrus you should try hearing Simon snore
yxngstxr
HEY
I DO NOT SNORE
xfloud
Yeah you do
Loudly
Like a walrus
Dying walrus
yxngstxr
LIAR
xfl0ud
It’s true, I would never expect such noises from someone with a cute face
But my 3 video recordings say otherwise
yxngstxr
Hey!!😡😡
xfl0ud
😘
Chat - SunPayus, LNZ
Wednesday, 10am
SunPayus
Hey man
Um this is kinda random
But like why are Yasin and Simon having foreplay in the group chat
LNZ
OH THANK GOD
THANK FUCKING GOD
THAT SOMEONE ELSE SEES IT TOO
SunPayus
Wait so they’re a thing?
LNZ
NO
BUT I FUCKING WISH
Simon is sooooo oblivious you would not believe it
Like I think I could eat 17 big tubs of plain peas before bro wakes tf up
SunPayus
That was oddly specific
Anyway
But like Yasin is throwing a lot of signs
And Simon is clearly into him too
I have never seen a swede look at someone like that ever, let alone at Yasin
LNZ
Choosing to ignore the swede-burn,
I KNOW RIGHT
FUCKING THANK YOU
SunPayus
Why don’t we just like
Tell them
LNZ
No
We can’t
SunPayus
Whyy
Pining is awful
Especially unintentionally
LNZ
Yeah i know
But I want Simon to figure this one out on his own
He may be a bit clueless, but he’s a smart kid, at CS especially
So I think he deserves a chance at figuring this shit out for himself too
SunPayus
Alright boss good point
But I think
That we can help them
By pushing them into a direction
LNZ
Thank you
And yeah. They are both stupid tho😆
But we can try!
SunPayus
🫡🫡
Group - HEROIC!!
Friday, 4pm
SunPayus
LMAO that insta story @yxngstxr @xfl0ud
LNZ
Oh no what did they do now💀
yxngstxr
@ SunPayus you mean the one where I get VIOLATED by my own roommate?
xfl0ud
Sensitive😒
SunPayus
@yxngstxr yeah that one hahaha
…
Also idk if I didnt see it right but
Did you guys like
Push your beds together?
xfl0ud
Yeah
yxngstxr
Unfortunately 😔
SunPayus
Interesting..
Chat - xfl0ud, yxngstxr
Friday, 4pm
xfl0ud
Hey Simon
yxngstxr
Hi Yasin what’s up
xfl0ud
You don’t
You know
Find it weird right?
That we pushed our beds together I mean
yxngstxr
Oh
No no not at all
Tbh I’m thinking why we didn’t do that sooner
now that I think about it
It was more weird having you that far away during the night, when we usually just talk anyway
xfl0ud
Oh okay
Nice
…
You are a good cuddler btw
yxngstxr
Wait shit😭😭
Did I do that in my sleep
Sorry man
xfl0ud
Lmao nah nah
Kind of comes with the territory or whatever they say
yxngstxr
Yeah I guess so haha
Chat - yxngstxr, LNZ
Monday, 11am
yxngstxr
Hey man
That was awkward last night 😭
LNZ
LMAO yeah but kinda funny
yxngstxr
Yeah and I know we’re supposed to do work rn but it’s kinda hard not to get war flashbacks
LNZ
HAHAHHAHA
Dw I get you
like we were just trying to play wingman and neighbour really had to MOAN THAT LOUDLY
yxngstxr
Yeah bro was getting freaky fr😭
Btw do you know
Who SunPayus had over?
LNZ
🤨
And why do you think it was SunPayus
yxngstxr
Cause his room is next to yours
And tN1R is like further down the hallway
Also bro never says anything ever so I couldn’t imagine that being him💀
LNZ
Lmao
Yes SunPayus is my neighbour
But
Who said it came from his room
Who said it was that neighbour
yxngstxr
Wdym
Your other neighbour is me and Yasin
Why would Yasin be fucking someone
LNZ
That was a quick answer
And because he is an adult? Who can do what he wants?
yxngstxr
Yes but
Why
LNZ
Aw is someone jealoussss
yxngstxr
No why would I be
LNZ
I’ll give you 3 guesses
yxngstxr
I mean it would be nice to be fucking someone ig
LNZ
YES
AND..
yxngstxr
And?
LNZ
YEAH??
yxngstxr
I am painfully single?
LNZ
OKAY CLOSE ENOUGH
AND WHO CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT?
yxngstxr
Uh
Idk man
Kinda hard to find someone with the same schedule and time as me yk
LNZ
Ffs
You almost had it
yxngstxr
Ok
You are being cryptical
I will go to the gym
LNZ
Bruh😑
Alright
Have fun coping
yxngstxr
???
Chat - SunPayus, LNZ
Monday, 8pm
SunPayus
Hey
Is it just me or have the vibes between Simon and Yasin been kind of weird at team dinner tonight?
It felt like Simon was avoiding Yasin
And he has been looking all sad all night
LNZ
Yeah, not just you
SunPayus
Holup did everyone go outside of the restaurant
LNZ
Yes I think so
I see Andrey doing whatever he’s doing by a streetlight
It’s very entertaining
SunPayus
Lmao yeah
But like
Does that mean we left them alone inside😭
LNZ
Whoops I guess so
It’s okay they can cope
Back to the case
Simon is being stupid
SunPayus
Ah as per usual
LNZ
Haha yes
He is in denial about the possibility of Yasin being the one having someone over last night
SunPayus
Oh
LNZ
Yes
So he is jealous, cuz in his head I think he believes that
Which is fair
Cuz tbh hard to imagine that ur able to get some
SunPayus
Hey that was mean💀 ig it was just a casual thing but anyway
Aw poor Simon
And choosing to ignore your comment about me, and focusing on love,
LNZ
I doubt that there was much love involved with what we heard last night
SunPayus
…
And focusing on love,
We shall fix
LNZ
🙏🙏
Group - HEROIC!!
Monday, 8pm
SunPayus
Hey guys!!
Thanks for a nice day
xfl0ud
SUIIIIIIIII
LNZ
Yeah!!
And thanks for the drinks @SunPayus
tN1R
Yes.
Thank you, very appreciate.
SunPayus
No worries guys
Hopefully made up for disturbing last night
LNZ
Hahahaha
yxngstxr
Wait
That was you?
SunPayus
Yes😏
yxngstxr
Oh.
SunPayus
Anyway
I will get going
Very tired
LNZ
Yeah me too
Had fun tho!!
xfl0ud
Nooo
I still have lots of energy
Was thinking of going out for a walk or smth
Anyone down?
LNZ
Ah I think Andrey went back already too
tN1R
👍
yxngstxr
I um
I could go with you?
xfl0ud
Oh
Simon
…
Yes sure
Neat
Chat - SunPayus, LNZ
Monday, 9pm
SunPayus
You know Andrey didn’t actually go back yet right?
LNZ
Yeah
I still see him
By a different streetlight
But I took the risk
And guess it worked
SunPayus
Ah yes
Teamwork 🤝
Also I’m not actually tired
That was just my contribution to the teamwork
…
Drinks?
LNZ
Same
And hell yeah
Chat - yxngstxr, LNZ
Tuesday, 1pm
yxngstxr
Uh
Good morning
LNZ
Hey man
I’m sooo hungover Jesus
How was the rest of your night?
yxngstxr
It was
Um
It was good yeah
LNZ
It’s too early in the morning for this
But I can sense you being weird
Had a nice totally normal one-on-one walk with Turkish guy?
yxngstxr
Yes
Umm
…
Okay here goes
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LNZ
Ur being weird indeed
Wait
…
HOLY FUCK ON A MEATBALL PLATE
I need to process this for a sec but
YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY AWOKEN ME
yxngstxr
You’re welcome?
LNZ
SHUT UP
IS THAT
YASIN?
ASLEEP
IN YOUR BED
NAKED???
yxngstxr
Yasin yes, asleep yes
In our bed nothing new
Naked? Wouldn’t you like to know😏
LNZ
SIMON.
WHAT THE FUCK
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT
yxngstxr
You have?
LNZ
ISTG
YES I HAVE
NOW TELL ME WHY THERES A WHOLE ASS NAKED(?) YASIN IN YOUR BED
yxngstxr
Lmaoooo
Okok
Turns out
I was stupid
LNZ
And you’ve only realised this now
yxngstxr
Rude
But anyway
So we were on that walk
It was very nice
It’s always nice with him
LNZ
Jesus
I didn’t think about the fact that you're going to be EVEN MORE annoying now
yxngstxr
?
LNZ
Nothing
Please carry on
yxngstxr
Okay
We just strolled around the city by the shore
Beautiful view
Very beautiful
He’s very beautiful
LNZ
Cringe
yxngstxr
🖕
And then
Or well you know
We were kinda
Awkward
Last night
LNZ
You were? Whattttttt crazy couldn’t have figured that one out
yxngstxr
Is that sarcasm
Ok anyway
During the beginning of the walk he wasn’t very smiley and loud like yk he usually is
So when we eventually sat down
I asked him
If he’s okay
And when I asked him he like
Went into a silence
Like I could see him think
LNZ
Rare Yasin moment
yxngstxr
Lol yeah
It was pretty cute tho
LNZ
🙄
What’d he say?
yxngstxr
Nothing in the beginning
He was kinda just
Looking?
At me
And then
He said that all day he thought I was mad at him
But then I wanted to go on a walk with him
So he was confused
And then I said that
I just misunderstood something from the night before, and I was sorry that it had to affect him
Cuz I really like spending time with him
And then he
Kissed me
LNZ
😭😭😭😭
AWWWWWWW
HOLY SHIT MAN
I might cry
This is too cute
yxngstxr
Yeah
It did catch me very off-guard
But I kissed him back
And
It didn’t feel weird
And then we yk went back to our room
LNZ
And fucked?
yxngstxr
Haha no
Talked
And this is the part that really surprised me
Cuz we talked right
And he told me
That apparently he has liked me for some time now??
Which wtf????
Like I didn’t even know I liked him too until last night
Which I can’t believe I didn’t realise sooner
LNZ
Trust me neither me nor Alvaro can believe that either
yxngstxr
Wdym?
LNZ
You already know the walls here are thin
We could all hear you guys talk all night
Every night
And idk what you're used to, but people don’t usually like
…
You know Yasin has been flirting with you right?
Also even tho he complains about your snoring, he agreed on PUSHING YOUR BEDS TOGETHER
yxngstxr
Okay yeah
I see it now😭
But like
He just casually told me
So I was so fucking like WTFTFTF About it
Cuz I thought he was just being himself
Which
HE WAS
BUT
TURNS OUT
HIM BEING HIMSELF
WAS HIM LIKING ME
GRAHHHHHHHH
😭😭😭😭😭
LNZ
Lmaooo you lost it quickly I see
yxngstxr
How could I not
He’s
Yasin
LNZ
Aww
Whipped
yxngstxr
Yeah I may be guilty😔
But anyway
Then we made out and went to sleep 10/10 experience would do again
LNZ
That was TMI
But thank you
I can now die in peace
yxngstxr
Amen brother
LNZ
🙏
Group - HEROIC!!
Tuesday, 3pm
xfl0ud
Good morning guys
Simon and I are dating now
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SunPayus
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKK
FUCK YESSSS
BUT
THAT WAS SO RANDOM????
yxngstxr
😭 yeah Yasin didn’t you just get out of bed
xfl0ud
Yes babe
But thought I would share my good news with the class🥰
LNZ
Ew PDA
Congrats guys❤️
SunPayus
Yeah congrats!! Happy for uuu
tN1R
Ah yes.
Finally.
I congratulate👍
LNZ
Wait
…
Andrey you knew?
tN1R
Yes.
SunPayus
Why didn’t you say anything😭
tN1R
Because.
They are both.
How you say in English.
…
Ah
Idiots.
xfl0ud
Wow that was supposed to be offensive but I’ve never seen you say that many words in a row
Inspiring
SunPayus
😭
Man
You could’ve helped ussss
tN1R
I know.
But.
You are slow.
Like MR15.
LNZ
Okayyyy
Thank you Andrey for your input
tN1R
👍
LNZ
We really are happy for you guys❤️❤️
SunPayus
Yeah!!<33
yxngstxr
Thank youuuu!!🫶🫶
xfl0ud
Yeah thank you😘😘
LNZ
Also from now on we will have the team book your room as far away from the rest of us as possible
Bless these thin walls
SunPayus
GOD YES PLEASE THANK YOU
yxngstxr
Takes one to know one
But yes
Thank you Linus
xfl0ud
😏😏
Anyway
No more texting you guys
I have a cute roommate waiting for me💞
LNZ
Cheesy
yxngstxr
Hehe see you guys:D
And Yasin I’ll be right there with you🫶
SunPayus
Aww
@LNZ as FAR AWAY from them as possible please
tN1R
👌
LNZ
@SunPayus haha i gotchu🫡🫡
xfl0ud
🤭🥰🥰