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1. (You Can Always) Sell Any Dream To Me by hannanotmontana

   Fandoms: The Walking Dead (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   29 May 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Daryl Dixon/Original Female Character(s)
   • Daryl Dixon
   • Merle Dixon
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Seasons 1-8 canon compliant (mostly)
   • Seasons 9-11 with a little tweaking
   • Animal Death (Ch. 12)
   • minor Leah/Daryl (Ch. 15)

   Summary

   Not everyone in the zombie apocalypse is a survivalist, or military, or bushcraft person. Sometimes, a survivor is a retail worker. And sometimes 'have a nice day' can mean 'fuck you'.
   This is a love letter to all the people who work(ed) retail and customer service. You, too, will survive a zombie virus. And maybe get to kiss Daryl Dixon.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   92,708

   Chapters:

   22/22

   Comments:

   77

   Kudos:

   210

   Bookmarks:

   60

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