Work Text:
“So, whaddya say?” Taski Maiden asked while Coral Glasses was skimming through the papers she gave her.
“I… uhm…” Coral Glasses glanced down at her. “I’m not sure if you’re qualified-”
“Of course I am!” Taski Maiden handed her even more papers. “Take a closer look at my resume!”
It’s all just medical notes, presumably from her psychiatrist.
“Your… ‘resume’ is… highly concerning, and quite… astonishing…?”
“ASTONISHING?!” The maiden screamed in her ear, nearly deafening her. “YOU HEAR THAT PINGUINO??” She marched forward to Dratula. “MY RESUME IS FRICKING AWESOME!!”
“VHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME-”
“OH!! I forgor to ask!! What job am I doing again?”
“Uhhh…” Coral Glasses hesitated as she was snapped out from her headache. “…just go somewhere else and be quiet…”
“Aye aye captain!”
1 hour later
Just when Coral Glasses thought that she got rid of Taski Maiden for good, she returned. “I’m here for my paycheck!”
“Wh- you were gone for only an hour.”
“Well, you never specified how long my shift is. So I assumed that I can do my job whenever I want!”
“That’s not how- ugh.. what do you want? What will make you go away?”
“A kiss!”
*record scratch*
“A-a kiss??” Grey blush lines appeared on Coral Glasses’s face. “A-Are you serious right now???”
“It’s not a currency, sure, but it’s still a reward for my hard work! So pucker up buttercup!” Taski Maiden creased her lips as she stood up on her tippy toes, awaiting Coral Glasses’s show of affection.
But Coral Glasses only crossed her arms. “I’m not gonna kiss you-”
“You muuust~” Taski Maiden said in a sing-song tone.
Coral Glasses grunted before begrudgingly leaning down and giving Taski Maiden a kiss on the cheek.
“Heyy, on the lips!! Dummy!!!”
Coral Glasses grunted once more and kissed her on the lips.
“Thanks boss!”
Coral Glasses was furiously blushing now, and after regaining her composure she mumbled under her breath. “You are irritating.”