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Private Message between ‘Itoshi Sae’ and ‘Itoshi Rin’
Sae : Rin
Sae : Is mama at home?
Rin :Why are you chatting to me now, from all the years I texted you and you never replied?
Rin :What the fuck do you want now
Rin : Saying goodbyes to ma, pa, and Mei? Then fuck around to the other side of the globe and ignore about your familiy existence?
Sae : …I was about to say that I would be staying at home for 2-3 weeks, you lukewarm bastard
Sae : The Blue Lock facility asked me to stay here in Japan as they need me for smth
Rin : …so you're staying for good?
Sae : For a while, until Blue Lock is done
Sae :So back to the question, is mom home?
Rin : At this moment, mama is bombing the kitchen with chilis to cook shrimps
Rin :AND somehow ask me and Mei to buy some salted seaweed for side dishes
Rin : You better get your lukewarm arse back here and say sorry to mom and dad and BOND with Mei
Sae : Fine
Sae : … Do you have mama's phone number?
Rin :For someone who is famous in the soccer world, you are such a lukewarm shit in family connections
Rin : +81xxxxxxxxxxxx
Sae : Thanks, Rin
Rin : Np
Rin : Oh, and Mei's term on family bonding is chaos, so beware
‘Itoshi Mei’ Made a Groupchat
‘Itoshi Mei’ Renamed the Group “Siblings!!! :D”
‘ Itoshi Mei ’ Added ‘ Itoshi Sae ’ and ‘ Itoshi Rin ’
Rin : Mei I can hear your unvoiced cackling
Rin : Don't do whatever the fuck you do
Mei : :o
Mei :NII CHAN DID YOU JUST CUSS
Rin : IDC
Rin : DON'T DO ANYTHING YOU GREEDY WYVERN
Rin : …
Rin : Why
Rin : Simply why
Rin : This is worse
Sae : Mei why
Sae : Why must you forsake me to Mama and Papa with “You know, at u20, nii-san stares at the tanned blonde with atrocious pink hair’ butt?”
Sae : NOW THEY ARE SILENT FKDNWKSLSLSL
Sae : WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
Sae : WHAT IF THEY DON'T ACCEPT ME???
Mei : …
Rin : …
Mei : God, when my friends said “Itoshi siblings? More like Itoshi crash outs” I DO NOT EXPECT THAT NII SAN ALSO LIKE THIS
Rin : I think that is hereditary
Mei : Nii chan, time to add 1 crashout to Nii san
Rin : Already on it
Mei : And nii san, bold of u to assume that mama and papa hates the gays
Rin : TECHNICALLY I told them that I like competent and handsome people okay
Rin : And they just went “Oh same like your uncle then?”
Rin : WHICH ONE????
Mei :Technically, nearly all of our granduncles are gay, and both of our grandaunts are dating each other
Mei :So prtty sure that they are accepting
Mei : LMAO WTH IS THAT
Rin :“Next time, just eye the arse but NOT OBVIOUSLY” “I appreciate that you have taste, but please make sure that people doesn't notice it”
Rin : You just made PAPA EXPARATED THAT MUCH
Mei : AND HE IS USUALLY THE ONE WHO IS LAUGHING WHEN WE FRICKED UP
Sae : HUSHHHH
Sae : WHAT IS THIS?
Sae : BULLY THE OLDEST CHILD DAY???
Mei : PAYBACK for leaving us in here while you went to Spain
Mei : You didn’t even send me the things you promised :((
Rin : This is hilarious
Sae : …
Sae : I don't want to hear from Ms. “grandma-eye's-genes-so-lukewarm-it-skipped-a-generation-and-its-a-partial-heterochromia” and Mr. “fae-genes-such-a-lukewarm-it-went-poof-and-got-dragon-elf-only-and-mama-genes-went-poof-cause-so-weak”
Mei : And I don't want to hear from Mr. dragon-genes-so-lukewarm-it-fails-against-elf-fae-genes-and-copycat-of-mother-cause-papa-genes-so-weak-other-than-underlashes-with-a-bitch-resting-face
Rin : And also
Rin : Mr. “Fuck-off-japan-dont-care-about-family-give-brother-trauma-and-enter-emo-phase”
Sae : …
Sae : I regret everything
‘Myeong Seong-jin’ Added ‘Myeong Seong-jin’ into the Chat
Seong-jin : Kids, eat first and then chat. Remember manners
Seong-jin : Oh and Sae, you are sleeping with Rin okay?
‘Myeong Seong-jin' Left the Chat
Sae :What-
Mei : I'LL SAY WE EAT, NII SAN
Mei : I DON'T WANT TO GET MAMA'S WRATH
Mei : PAPA HAS WARNED US WITH THAT
Rin :FUCK-
Mei : So, NOW we are done eating
Mei : And nii san, you're sleeping with nii chan until your room is ready
Mei : What do you think?
Sae : I do NOT want to sleep and wake up with his tail on my face
Sae : His tail is heavy
Sae : No thanks
Rin : …
Private Message between ‘Shidou Ryuusei’ and ‘Itoshi Rin’
Shidou : Rinrin
Shidou : Mini Itoshi
Shidou : Under lashes junior
Shidou : Petitetoshi
Shidou : rinirin
Itoshi : What do you want you roach
Itoshi : Please don't disturb me for something small at night
Shidou : Can I uh
Shidou :Have your brother's phone number
Shidou : His skill made me fumbling at the field
Shidou : I know your relationship with Underlashes isn't that great, but please?
Rin : …
Rin : Good thing, currently I'm kinda pissed at him
Rin : Wait let me send you the number
Rin : Here
Rin : +34xxxxxxxxxxx
Shidou : HOLY FUCK THANK YOU
Shidou : TYSM RINNY RIN
Rin : Np
Rin : Now annoy the shit out of him
Rin : And don't annoy me at nigjt for trivial things
Shidou : 🫡
Siblings!!! :D
Rin : Sent a Screenshot
Rin : Gl Nii chan
Rin : Lmao
Sae : RIN
Sae : WHY
Rin : PAYBACK
Rin : HOW DARE YOU CUSS MY TAIL LIKE THAT
Rin : MY TAIL IS PERFECTLY BEAUTIFUL, STUNNING, AND HEALTHY
Rin : MAYBE IT'S AN L FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT A DRAGON
Rin : NOW ENJOY GETTING SPAMMED BY SHIDOU
Sae : RIN JANCOK
Mei : I WOULD DEFINITELY ENJOY THIS COMPARED TO ANY ROM COMS
Mei : LMAOOO
Mei : And nii san, thats foul, and don't curse like that
Mei : Also how dare you cuss at our tails like that >:((
Sae : This is slandering
Sae : Why must God forsake me like this
Rin : L + skill issue
Sae : SHUT OFNWOSAKDLAKS
Sae : YOU ALSO HAVE SKILL ISSUE IN FOOTBALL
Rin : AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A SKILL ISSUE IN SCHOOL OR CREATURE GENES OR FAMILY CONNECTIONS
Rin : BUT YOU ACTUALLY HAVE ONE ON 3 OF IT
Mei : LMAOOOOO
Mei : NII SAN, NII CHAN BURNED YOU SO BAD I THINK IT'S CHARRED
Mei :Want me to apply cream to your burns?
Sae : …
Sae : Die you lukewarm piece of shits
Mei : Awww
Mei : Love you too you lukewarm piece of a brother
Rin : Mei
Rin : You officially my favorite now
Mei : YAY